Paris took her skinny, skank self to Hawaii where she will be sure to impress the local churches with her knowledge of the Bible. Rumor has it she will be preaching across the entire island chain spreading the good word according to Paris. She will also be going door to door passing out the Watchtower because she has nothing to do on a Saturday morning at 5am. She will no doubt visit various venues during the evening hours while staying away from all alcohol because she barely drinks and of course no drugs will foul those lips because she's never done drugs her entire life despite the fact that thesmokinggun has posted seven videos of her talking about doing drugs or doing drugs or pondering a way to smuggle drugs illegally into the US. I guess the Hiltons must be paying for your kid's college huh Larry? His show isn't news. Everyone needs to stop pretending it is.Danny Bonaduce says he used to be like Paris. I didn't realize he used to be a female blond hair porn star who lies about drug use and has a raging case of herpes (thanks Ferris.) Of course if the photos are any indication it does seem as if Danny Bonaduce is well on his way to having sex with women who actually make Paris Hilton look hot.
So I guess Britney has been a little pissed at mom lately. I guess Britney really wanted to give her the letter from the lawyer. Of course there is this wonderful invention called the mail. X17 has a video with Britney's mom and also hint that Jamie Lynn is moving in with her boyfriend. That should work out well. I will say that Britney looks remarkably good. Hey, and a lot of guys dig the unstable thing. Makes sleeping more interesting not knowing if you are going to wake up with parts missing or even wake up at all. Meanwhile back on the other side of the trailer park, K-Fed's lawyers want a few more dollars so they are dragging out the divorce and Britney isn't going to play with Cyndi Lauper and all the girls after all. BUT, if she shows up, NOW it would be a surprise.
Why is Britney's mom staying in a trailer??
ReplyDeleteWhy is Britney's mom staying in a trailer??
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Jamie Lynn is on a movie set.
It is on the set of Zoey 101---Jamie Lynn's show...and Jamie Lynn is NOT moving in with a boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteBritney needs help. This girl is so out of control. CPS really needs to be looking in on those poor kids. Brit's still doing drugs and boozing and we all know Kevin aint staying clean.
ReplyDeleteWhy do all the gossip/news sites try to make it look like Britney is getting it together? Everything I see shows a girl with serious issues. Is everyone being bought off??
ReplyDeleteKath, how would you know the inner workings of Jamie Lynn's living arrangements?
ReplyDeleteBritney looks good? You're delusional ent.
ReplyDeleteA Splashnews pap said Britney sent her bodygaurd over to him to find out where Lynn was- why the need to notify the paps while going out to disgrace yourself and your mother? this girl is a damn fool. the shots of her walking away from Lynn all smiley and smug are going to come back and slap her in the face one day. I say her momma should have smacked her crazy ass right then and there!
ReplyDelete"I will say that Britney looks remarkably good."
ReplyDeleteUgg. This site is going downhill fast.
Britney lookes good??? Compared to what a crackwhore? wait that's offensive to crack whores.
ReplyDeleteEL you are BLIND.
jax
EL, please stop insulting us with comments about Brit looking good.
ReplyDelete10:07 - I don't think the blog sites are being paid. Many of them truly wish the best for her. Most are just laughing at her and love that she is so damn crazy so they have juice to dish. They kiss her ass to get the shots and keep it coming. I don't think there is ANYONE on earth who believes she is getting it together. It's not hard to see she is a ticking bomb and everyone just wants to watch.
Look at that stupid, braless twat with her cellulite hanging out everywhere. Yech. What a worthless piece of shit she is. How DARE her mother force her into rehab?
ReplyDeleteHillbilly is tacky, stupid, and crazy. She'll never have her stardom back, ever.
I hope the Spears, Simpson, and Lohan families enjoy all the money they've earned by pimping their daughters out for celebrity. I wonder if their girls would've been happier living a normal life in LA,TX, NJ? Of course the girls could walk away now but I think they are lost in that celebrity adrenaline rush that is chewing them up and aging them beyond their years.
ReplyDeletewonder if the "brit's looking good" comment is a return to the earlier ent who used to be in britney's camp when this blog started.
ReplyDeleteEnt, if you are quoting Jennifer Grey from Ferris, I believe you meant *scorching* case of herpes. ;)
ReplyDeletethank you anon 11:44. I am chagrined, especially since it's one of the best lines ever.
ReplyDeleteBritney does look remarkably good for being in the middle of the desert in 110 degree heat. Does she look like the Britney of old? Hell no. The photos on X17 make her look better than the one I posted here.
You think Britney look good???? Sarcasm? She looks horrible and beyond. Ordinary but worn out and with a big head and low IQ.
ReplyDeleteIf you ask me.
I'm sayin Brit's off her rocker, ya'll! Even with sunglasses on you know her momma is like WTF is wrong with my child. She's done it all, BUT gotten in a throw down cat fight.Ya know Brit's gonna mess with the wrong bitch one day and that bitch is gonna pull those tracks off her head and make her bald again. And then she'll run to mommy.
ReplyDeleteIt's only a matter of time.
Tracee
Yeah, I have to agree that the comments saying B looks good are making the site sound like friggin' People magazine.
ReplyDeleteI would just like to remind you ladies of this fact: what men and women think is good looking can be as different as night and oranges.
ReplyDeleteBrit's boobs are visible, she's got not gut, and she's dressed like trailer trash. That's a fantasy for a good deal of the male population !!!
Cyn
LOL - too true Cyn - the trashier the better for a lot of guys!
ReplyDeleteWow, Cyn, how could we have forgotten "Basic Male Attraction 101"??? Thanks for the reminder!
ReplyDeleteAbout Paris. On probation Paris is not to leave L.A. County for any reason other that work or medical.
ReplyDeleteNot for vacation.
I guess she still does not know the rule I doubt she will be punished for this violation.