Morning Links - No Britney or Paris

Tom Cruise brainwashes a country. Last week in Germany if you will recall the German government said this about Tom Cruise filming on government property.

"There will be no filming on government property."

Then Tom Cruise said something or paid something or got someone to say something or pay something and this week the government says.

"There will be filming on government property. Tom Cruise is godlike for a short man. That is all."

Nicole Richie is looking for a wedding dress. She needs to start early because I don't think they sell wedding dresses in the juniors sections where she usually buys her clothes. If you were an intelligent celebrity and I'm not sure I would put Nicole in that camp, wouldn't you like to f**k around with the pap and gossip people? All you have to do is go in a baby GAP and you are pregnant. Call around to five or ten wedding dress places and say you are looking for a dress or go into a jewelers and look at rings. See, now that would be fun.

I don't know what's so tough to figure out about the whole Chris Benoit Wikipedia update mystery thing. I'm guessing he either killed his wife and son and updated the site or updated it and then killed them. He obviously wasn't stable. When you read some of the articles they hint at someone in CT at WWE doing the updating. I don't think so.

I don't know why everyone is freaking out about Lily Allen getting arrested. She allegedly beat the photographer up in March. It's not like she didn't know this was coming. People act like it was a huge deal. It's not. Plus, it's the UK. She will probably be told what a wonderful person she is for allegedly committing the assault followed by a serious lecture on how to use drugs and stay out of jail.

IF she had coke in her system and there was a usable amount of coke left in the car, I would say Lindsay was going to continue to have one hell of a party.

Donald Trump misses his girlfriend Rosie. That would be some scary loving if they really were boyfriend and girlfriend. The sweat, the body hair and then of course there' s Donald who would always be looking in the mirror and adjusting the hair while repeatedly chanting "I'm the best in the whole world."