Monday, June 25, 2007

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Auditions for American Idol start next month in San Diego. Wow. I'm so excited. Like Squidward going to work excited.

I guess that fake relationship is getting to Justin.

Speaking of fake relationships, People decided to get into the act and give everyone the inside scoop on why Jake and Reese broke up. "There's no chance of getting back together." Translation - Reese was tired of playing make believe and don't ever ask her to do it again. Come on, who says no chance of getting back together again. Everyone has a chance except if there wasn't anything in the first place.

When you sit at a table for ten now you must be dating someone from that table. There is no way that you could be sitting there because you hate someone very much who was sitting at the table you were supposed to be at.

This way, Madonna always has an excuse to sleep apart from Guy. OR, she could just be buying a house for each one of her kids, OR is going to adopt a bunch more kids and pack them in Oliver Twist style.


14 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:32 AM

    Good for him...

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  2. Anonymous10:58 AM

    Was it true - her and dylan mckay? so strange.

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  3. Anonymous11:35 AM

    Wasn't Renee the answer to a blind about the actress with disastrous love affairs that found happiness with another woman?
    Who was on her table?

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  4. Anonymous11:56 AM

    When I read this (before clicking the article), I thought about this item.

    Tuesday, June 12, 2007
    Today's Blind Items

    Actress salaries obviously vary. An A lister is going to make more than A B, etc. USUALLY. This B list film actress who is thin, usually blond, and has surprisingly good teeth can often be found in A list movies and gets paid just as much as any female A lister. She has been making A list money even when she was just C list or even just doing bit parts. How does she manage such big paydays? Have you noticed how she primarily works with the same studio for most of her films? It could have something to do with the fact that a studio boss was in love/lust with her and she seduced him and did him and filmed it with his knowledge. You can see where this goes. She has several copies of the tape and knows how to get them to his wife. Letting the company pay for your mistakes with a higher salary for an actress is much easier than having your wife divorce you and taking your personal fortune.

    Wasn't Renee a guess for this as well?

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  5. Anonymous12:31 PM

    I have never seen why some women think Justin Timberlake is so hot. I think he is so very unattractive. Just yechh. Now after reading what an ass he is, it makes him even more unattractive. It's time he got a little karma payback for his nastiness. I'd love to see him kicked to the curb.

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  6. Anonymous12:42 PM

    I shamefully admitt that I thought JT was hot, but after this kinda diva shit he's officially yanked from my spank bank. (Tear drop)

    Tracee

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  7. Anonymous2:25 PM

    fake relationship, eh? i don't doubt they're not as serious as they want to make it seem, but they definitely look like they're at least boning.

    what would be in it for JT?

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  8. Anonymous3:15 PM

    Jake and Reese: I am stunned someone spent so much time crafting this tale of doctor's surgeries and Paris bistros to such lengths.

    I'm glad that's finished with.

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  9. Anonymous4:37 PM

    EL and other gossips seem to put all the blame on Jake for their "romance" rumors, but I hardly think Reese is some innocent "bearding" for Jake, She is an A list actress who doesn't need to have a pretend relationship right after breaking up with her husband. She could have denied the rumors much earlier than now. She was the one who looked good compared to cheating Ryan. No need to jump into any relationships. And if Jake wanted to "beard" so badly he could have done more to do that. He hardly seemed like he was so afraid or upset about the gay rumors. He's mostly been seen with his family, Austin or has been traveling. He could have gotten with a "beard" that didn't have kids and would not have seemed so obvious as a co-star from a movie, etc.

    I also don't think there was so much time taken to craft this tale as a random blogger who supposedly saw J/R in Paris.

    In the end it is possible that Jake and Reese are friends and have hung out. With most magazines and blogs jumping to their own conclusions.

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  10. Anonymous5:00 PM

    they never were a couple what's in it for Reese? Jake is gay and so is JT

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  11. Anonymous8:50 PM

    Random Spongebob reference. Excellent ENT... Excellent!!

    ~Irishstayc

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  12. Anonymous10:29 PM

    I don't think JT and Jessica are the real thing either but fuck buddies? Most definitely.

    Can't say the same for Jake/Reese. Did anyone really think that Toothy Tile was dating a woman? Come on.

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  13. Anonymous10:44 PM

    I agree, JT and Jessica are at least fucking. Might as well get something out of the deal, eh?

    We need more hints ENT, on those evil little secrets that are hiding in that relationship. please spill the beans.

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  14. Anonymous5:03 AM

    10:29, there is such a thing as bisexuality. Unless you have been in Jake's bed you have no idea who he is sleeping or not sleeping with. While I don't believe the Jake/Reese stuff, except that they may be friends, I most definitely take Ted Casablanca's Toothy Tile crap with a big grain of salt and think he is full of shit.

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