Auditions for American Idol start next month in San Diego. Wow. I'm so excited. Like Squidward going to work excited.
I guess that fake relationship is getting to Justin.
Speaking of fake relationships, People decided to get into the act and give everyone the inside scoop on why Jake and Reese broke up. "There's no chance of getting back together." Translation - Reese was tired of playing make believe and don't ever ask her to do it again. Come on, who says no chance of getting back together again. Everyone has a chance except if there wasn't anything in the first place.
When you sit at a table for ten now you must be dating someone from that table. There is no way that you could be sitting there because you hate someone very much who was sitting at the table you were supposed to be at.
This way, Madonna always has an excuse to sleep apart from Guy. OR, she could just be buying a house for each one of her kids, OR is going to adopt a bunch more kids and pack them in Oliver Twist style.
