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Naomi Campbell discovers that cash makes ugly little incidents just melt away.

The Florida judge in the Anna Nicole Smith case had Anna's X-Rays discovered at his house. Well maybe it was his way of staying close to her. It also got his name in the news for a few more days which I'm guessing that he enjoys. When people forget about him again next month, don;t be surprised if some of Anna's baby teeth show up at his vacation house.

Nicky Hilton would make one hell of a publicist. Damn she can spin. I guess she must have a brain cell or two. You may say to yourself, "but it's People. They do the spinning." People doesn't actually spin. They will be happy, nay, almost orgasmic to print what is given to them, but they don't do any of the actual spinning. That means Nicky really had to learn her own lines. She did really well. At the opposite end of the spectrum is Barbara Walters who continues to bury her nose deep inside the collective asses of the Hilton family. She said on her radio show that she would be happy to let Paris be a co-host on The View. How many free nights are they giving you Barbara?

If you are such a great madam and brag that you have clients like Bill Clinton and Shaq and 40 women working for you, then why are you working as a cheerleading coach at a high school during the day?