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In case you have never seen Clive Owen's wife. Here she is in all her glory. More pics of her cleaned up and looking MUCH better are here.
What was once a six part reality series, then a two hour special is now just an hour. Guess Victoria Beckham just isn't that interesting.
Mary-Kate and Ashley can drink. (legally)
The publisher of Vanity Fair would love for Paris to remain in jail.
Britney Spears wants to make fun of Lindsay Lohan in her new album's name.
The Grazers officially split.
The gays aren't crazy about Travolta. Kind of funny if you think about it. Not that I think about it much.
Joss Stone thinks she wants to turn lesbian. Ummm. I'm thinking you are or you aren't. Unless of course you are Anne Heche.
wow. Mrs. Owen wow. I am at a loss. where is her neck?
ReplyDeleteWhy do we need to comment on someones wife who isnt even famous? Dlisted did it yesterday and everyone went off how she was unattractive, heavy etc. I just think its pointless and fuckin tacky. Not to mention she has two kids with him...
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Clive Owens wife is very pregnant, kind of unkind don't you think? Should she look like a Playboy Pinup, not everyone looks like Demi, not even Demi. She looks hot and uncomfortable, so naturally you should make fun of her. What's happening to this site, it's getting nastier by the day. That's sad, EL seemed... above shit like this.
ReplyDeleteI am going to click the link that feeds poor neglected animals now.
Really, there is no need to be an asshole.
ReplyDeleteThat last was directed @ent, @434, etc.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm with all of you Anon's on this. She's not the celeb, why is she being targeted and insulted? Let her be.
ReplyDeleteYeah, um, well, that is not his wife, it's his assistant.
ReplyDeletehas dominique swaine actually released any sort of staatement that confirms that she was zx or are we still taking ent word for it?
ReplyDeleteYes, what 11:28 said. It has been "confirmed" over in the D-Listed comments that this is his assistant.
ReplyDeleteWhich, even if it wasn't, who cares? Some men (my husband included), like a little more meat on their women!
If that is his wife, then i applaud him for not going Hollywood and trading in a good woman who gave him 2 kids for a supermodel just because he's become famous. Makes me love him all the more to know he's a good family man. Values are HOT!
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I have to go change my panties now.
11:41 whats your husband going to say? "no sweetheart i don't find women as fat as you attractive."
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how unkind some people can be. What would happen if we posted their pics when snapped unawares?
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low blow, EL. i guess we all pass if we're botoxed, lipo-ed and implanted.
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ReplyDeleteWell, I guess ragging on an anonymous overweight woman proves that EL does in fact live in LA and hangs with the 'in crowd'.
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oh, puh-leez, people.
ReplyDeletei'm a fat girl (notice i don't say "plump", "big", "curvy"
"big boned" or, god forbid, "zaftig".
and no where in there did ent use ANY of those terms.
it was YOUR little minds that came up with that.
both of them are a mess in that photo.
it is what it is.
why can't she be his wife? Pierce Bronson wife is plus size. No one know if she in on medication that make you swell up.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first saw the photo I got scared...I thought it was me and my husband and somehow someone caught me on a bad day!
ReplyDeleteReally Ent...love ya, but a little mean on that one. She looks like more than half the women in my town. And Clive looks like he just rolled out of bed himself.
She does look either pregnant or just had a baby, or like me is one of those women who take on the apple shape later in life. I am sure she is a lovely woman who take up more of her time doing things for her family than for herself.
Just my opinion.
Why is it that snarkiness is tolerated in every vein except for when pointed in the direction of a person with extra weight on them?
ReplyDeleteThere are very few people who can state in all honesty that they find an overweight person to be more attractive than one who is svelt and fit. Fact is, a guy in hollywood can virtually take his pick of woman since our kind is so intensely lovestruck over the fame and glory that these celebs bring with them.
Don't figure that ENT's comment was out of line. Just an observation like any other he makes and in fact he gave her a positive nod in the cleanup pic reference.
434,ROFL!!! I was like WTF too! And she does look like a hot mess in the pic.
ReplyDeleteBut then I thought about how Clive borders on the edge of fug and cute, so props to her anyway! I'm just glad a man of his caliber likes a little "juicy" goodness between the sheets. Ya know cushion for the pushin.
The in thing with these female celebs being skeletal, having sex with them must compare to humping a mattress. Fuck she gives me hope!
BTW, Britney Spears needs to be locked up in mental facility. Really that bitch will do ANYTHING just to get a little attention. Hot, hot, HOTTTTT mess.
Tracee
Jo - Well said. Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI think that the comedian in question was Denis Leary.....(no cure for cancer act)? Think I'll break that one out of my early 90s archive -- absolutely brutally hilarious shit.
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ReplyDeleteJo- Well done. Brilliant. I remember once some comedian going on about how it's okay in society to say to smokers (back off already, I don't smoke) and tell them "You're filthy. Your habit is killing me. You stink etc." But God forbid you ever walk up to a fat person and say "Your unattractive. Go ahead, shove some more food into your mouth. You're killing yourself etc." Just something to think about.
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There's a difference. The first remark is meant to SHAME the smoker, the second remark is meant to be HURTFUL and HUMILIATING.
Read it again...the first remark = You are killing me.
The second remark = You are killing yourself.
I'm just saying.
Oh good God. Talk about missing the point. We all have no problem poking fun at skiiny people, drunk people, whores, etc but god forbid you put ovewieght people on the list then it becomces cruel.
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, smoking and overeating are both things you do to yourself. And to you use your own words: Shame - Humliating - what's the difference? Not much.
Life is real. They look like real people, not plastic celeb people.
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