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Katie is taking this recruitment of Victoria just a little too seriously. Next thing you know she will be a blond with fake boobs and never wear a bra.

Now Shar says she isn't pregnant. Was she? Maybe she decided having 5 kids was too many or woke up to the fact that K-Fed would probably leave her again anyway.

Pete Wentz explains why he punched a fan. Then made out with him, and then punched him again, and then let him have a turn with Ashlee and then punched him again.

Geri Halliwell wants a second child. She is thinking about adopting. I think she should just call me. She was always my favorite Spice Girl. What woman wouldn't want a child who will be born with a baldness and obesity gene as well as a gambling addiction and a propensity to collect lighthouses made from pasta? I figure it will take about 30 seconds of her time and she likely won't feel anything. It will even be a win for me because I can get my copy of Spice World autographed.

Mel B made her kid a Murphy.