If you are willing to be a human punching bag and be verbally abused almost 24/7, then you too can be the mooching, do nothing husband of Amy Winehouse.
When you are in the presence of Beyonce, you are not allowed to talk. Breathing can only be done with permission.
Ana Ortiz got married over the weekend. I really need to watch more television because I didn't know who the hell she was at first when I read it.
Becks is going to have his own reality show. Posh and the "kids" won't be in it.
"Fans" have erected a shrine to Paris at her house. Condoms, Valtrex, and Britney Spears voodoo dolls are the items most likely to be found there.
