Lorraine Schwartz Monkey Collection Premiere
Considering the dress looks like wrapping paper, I can understand the bow on Debra Messing.
I've heard of bringing ugly friends to make you look better, but this is going too far. Heidi doesn't need them.
Tina Knowles did, but it didn't work. I'll take the ugly friends.
Pharrell Williams knows how to use a phone and loves ice cream. Good to know.
New clothes means they must have made some money the other night.
Jessica Stam looks like a hooker, but I'm ok with that. I need to get out more often.
Is it my imagination or does Jennifer Lopez actually look really good?
it's your imagination :-)
ReplyDeleteJLo doesn't appeal to me at all, but she actually looks human in this photo, not a like wax figure.
ReplyDeleteThose gold, mouse things scare me. Why are they there. Are they part of Cirque Soleil or whateve?
Tracee
It's your imagination...seriously. She looks hungover. Or like she got some bad plastic surgery lately. (well, maybe you're into that look?)
ReplyDelete~mel
Only because you arent used to seeing her w/out skelator by her side...
ReplyDeleteNot loving the shorts, AT ALL!
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she's had mucho work done.
"Is it my imagination or does Jennifer Lopez actually look really good?"
ReplyDeleteit's your imagination.
Mel, I like a good plastic surgery fuck up every now and then. Don't you?
ReplyDeleteBut ur right anon 9:56 she looks better because she's not dragging Mr.Death around.LOL!!
Tracee at 9:53 btw. Doh!
ReplyDeleteWell, her head looks "old hollywood" glamour but no, she doesn't look good ENT. Maybe we need to check you for cataracts?
ReplyDeleteNow, I want Heidi's genes! That is one damn good lookin' woman and no matter how hot any of her friends may ever get, she'll leave 'em in the dust!
Yes of course I like a botched job to 'shake things up' (thank you Rose McGowan) but I think it's sad that the only time she looks good is when she's carrying death around by his leash.
ReplyDeleteI guess we really can't have it all... *faux tear* ;o)
~mel
Mel, see?! You make me giggle too! JLO carries Death like an accessory. When he stands next to her she looks flawless, that's why I said she didn't look like a wax figure in this pic.
ReplyDeleteWatch next year every celebutard will have one. Lohan already had a little of Calum and he's fugly too! Maybe that's why ladies hook up with David Spade..wha-la instant beauty.
Tracee
Ent - we like to look like a hooker every now and then. Just to shake things up........
ReplyDeleteI think those gold monster people things are going to give me nightmare tonight...
ReplyDeleteJLo looks fantastic -- you go, Enty!
ReplyDeleteJessica Stam is the H-BOMB
ReplyDeleteMotherfucker
Ent you still don't make a comment which implies only brittany gastineau or kim kardashian was the answer of the BI about call-girl celebutard? It means both of them fit? lol
ReplyDeletehey - long time reader, first time posting i've noticed something, Ent rarely has anything good to say about Tina or Beyonce Knowles, almost to the point that it's a little petty - does EL know something about Beyonce that he's not sharing? hmm.....
ReplyDeleteJ-Lo looks like she has smoked crack or something. Check out her eyes!
ReplyDeleteF.
Wasn't there rumours about J-Lo using heavy drugs some time ago, and that being the reason for her not being able to conceive? Check out her eyes in this picture- looks like she's on *something*.
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