French Elle Names Their 15 Sexiest Men
#1 Julien de la Nouvelle Star
#2 Justin Timberlake
#3 Jude Law
#4 Orlando Bloom
#5 Clive Owen
#6 Brad Pitt
#7 Daniel Craig
#8 Romain Duris
#9 Raphael
#10 Jake Gyllenhaal
#11 Guillaume Canet
#12 Gaspard Ulliel
#13 Patrick Dempsey
#14 Viggo Mortensen
#15 Louis Garrel
Jake & Viggo - yes!
ReplyDeleteJustin - no - looks like WT (white trash)
Jude - no - get hair plugs
GGA
I couldn't agree more with the list re:Clive and Daniel.
ReplyDeleteWow, a list from the French with a bunch of wusses, minus Daniel Craig and Clive Owen (and Jakey G...he is a cutie) And all white too! Way to go French Elle.
ReplyDeleteMan - I gonna have to start watching more foreign films! Those guys are yummy - with the exception of #12 Gaspard Ulliel who looks like an extra in Interview with A Vampire.
ReplyDeleteClive Owen is way down at #5? The French are so fucked up.
ReplyDeleteGlad to know I am not the only one to think Clive Owen is SEXY!!!
ReplyDeleteEnt did you try to find the ugliest pictures you could for the frenchies? GU is quite the cutie in most pictures.
ReplyDeleteLec- Ummm yeah Clive is the man...have you seen Croupier? DAMN!!!(Great film too by the way)
ReplyDeleteFor a minute I thought this was Piggish Hilton's list to out closeted gay men. Oops!
ReplyDeleteTracee
Nice try but it's just not the year of the French. And totally agree with comments about Justin and Jude - too sad! Hey, how about that guy from Prison Break???
ReplyDeleteCroupier is a terrific film, I agree, be adequite! And of course now I'm going to have to Google for pics of Gaspard Ulliel. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteOMG - he's GORG! Bad Freedom Elle, bad!
ReplyDeleteAmen Tracee...4, maybe 5 out of the 15 are confirmed heterosexuals, the others are all a big ?.
ReplyDeletePatrick "Miss Ross" Dempsey should be kissing the very ground Shonda Rhimes walks on. Without her, there is no way that sullen little prick would be anything more than an 80s footnote, especially with the monstrous ego and attitude he's got. Sounds like the coug he married is more of a mommy figure to widdle Paddy Pouts-alot. He is in serious need of a tabloid takedown!
ReplyDeleteSuch an ugly personality does not belong on a list full of hot dudes!
Hey, Ent... what number were you? ;)
Hez,
ReplyDeleteI totally disagree with you. Half of these guys on this list are whiny boys. If Patrick was not on Grey's Anatomy he would still be the first boy (pillow) I've kissed. -SIGH- He's a hot bitch, don't hate.
Tracee
Hmm...I agree with only 3 of their choices. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteI think I am one of the few people on here that doesn't think Clive is sexy...
Clive and Daniel are the only sexy ones on that list. This says a lot about the Continent, none of it good.
ReplyDeleteClive Owen - OMFG
ReplyDeleteDaniel Craig - yum
and Viggo.....
Cyn
see, to each his own..
ReplyDeletei wouldn't touch 13 of these men with a 10 foot pole, pure damn fug.
i would touch jt, there's just something about him i love
orlando is so hot in POTC, but not in anything else
bestnup,
ReplyDeleteI totally agree that Clive is so not sexy, i'm not into the older look. I've always gone for the younger.
michele
Honestly, this is one of the best pictures I've ever seen of JT. I love to dance around the castle to his music, but his looks have never done it for me.
ReplyDeleteI think Clive, Viggo, and Brad are still looking hot.
All respect to you and your youthful crush, Tracee, but the man's rep has spoken louder than I ever could. Looks ain't everything, and his personality doesn't seem at all sexy to me (and admittedly, I'm not a Grey's watcher, nor a Can't Buy Me Love-era pillow-ravisher).
ReplyDeleteAwww, but you couldn't have known about that when you were just a wee lass.
Not that Orlando is any more appealing to me. And hey, where's Depp and the Cloon on this list??
Oooh, but Gaspard Ulliel has got something that's really working for me,like the scruffy hairdo he's sporting in the pic linked below is rather scrummy.
http://tinyurl.com/27od6u
This is the pic that changed my mind...
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/2555gh
Gaspard is a cutie. Total jail bait.
ReplyDeleteI know Patrick's rep precedes him, but I'd still do'em. Yeah with your nice, curly, long jew fro, uh, huh I'm talking to Pat. Whoops, my teen years are flashing before my eyes.
Tracee
All white men. The French are so boring.
ReplyDeleteHez,
ReplyDeleteLose the hater-ade this isn't that type of site, so enough of the condescending 'tude.
HTF do you know so much about Patrick Dempsey and his ego to be able to riff on him like that? Its not even in the rags..so how do you know so damn well?
- Barb
Good HEAVENS how can Johnny Depp not be on that list???????????????
ReplyDeleteHe even LIVES in France!
Justin #2? No way.
ReplyDeleteugh - timberlake and bloom over some of these other guys? The french really are all gay!
ReplyDeleteBarb, I was joking with Tracee.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for "losing the hater-ade" because "it's not that type of site" -- I beg to differ. It is that type of site. It just might not be your preferred target. (And I'd say a phrase like "lose the hater-ade" is also fairly condescending.)
You have a problem with someone sharing unflattering gossip on a GOSSIP site? We all have our faves and sacred cows and you're entitled to yours, but they are all fair game IMHO.
And yes, it is "in the rags". Just because you haven't read it or seen it as a BI reveal doesn't mean people aren't talking about it.
Jake and Clive are absolutely gorgeous and sexies!
ReplyDeleteJustin Timberlake would be out of my list.
Way to go EL, thanks for posting! Yes, it's a shame that it's not a very multicultural list, isn't it? But anyway, Hez, you really don't like Patrick Dempsey do you? ;-)
ReplyDeleteJake G is gorgeous! I know there's a very good chance of him being gay but he's still hot!
Justin Timberlake - not. I used to think he was cute (about 5 years ago) I like to think my tastes have somewhat matured.
Clive was ROBBED! First that crap "new Bond" shit with Daniel Craig and now only #5? For shame French Elle! That man's a drool-worthy #1, hands down!
ReplyDeleteJT is seriously over-rated and a jackass. Jake, well, I guess some folks like their's soft and cuddly - not me.
Viggo is quite attractive. Don't get what's so hot with Dempsey, never will. Brad looks like shit since he hooked up with the world whore. Jude has always looked haggard and used, nothin' new with this photo though he does have nice eyes.
Orlando is too soft and cuddly for my tastes. Can't identify most of the French actors.
YAY for Viggo.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't always have to be right from the cradle
All hot. Except Timberlake :/
ReplyDeleteJake Jake JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE!!!!!!!! Good lord, he's the absolute hottest man I've ever ever seen!!!!!! Makes my knees weak, my insides melt, and my heart beat madly. Yes, it's forever Jake!
ReplyDeleteClive Owen - yummy, he's the only real man on there. Orlando's cute though.
ReplyDeleteThey all white....arent there any cute black or asians in France??? Hmmm....
ReplyDeleteand why are none of them smiling?
ReplyDeleteHez and Barb - folks we all have our own opinions. That's how we add to the convo. I knew Hez was joking with me after reading her post for the past few months I got a feeling that most of her posts are sarcastic. And I'm pretty sure half the stuff I type rubs peeps the wrong way or they take it different than I meant. It's the nature of posting.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, good point, UKGRRL and others. Where's the color on this list? There are gorgeous men from all walks of life that could beat out some these goons.
The French act like they have taste, but if their picks reflect their taste we know this: white, bland and lacks flavor. The countries that are tolerable of other ethnicities should unite and make one big worldly hunky meat fest list! I'd eat it with a spoon or maybe slurp it through a straw. Yum! :P
Tracee
Djimon Hounsou - now he's a hottie. Also, Don Cheadle, Denzel not so hard on the eyes, and Daniel Dae Kim get my votes. I used to think Naveen Andrews was hot, but something's happened to him lately, can't put my finger on it.
ReplyDeletexo Tracee! You're a smart cookie. BC welcomes you and hub-styles with open arms.
ReplyDeleteNo Christian Bale? Can't believe it. CB should be the number one!
ReplyDeleteChristian bale is a god!! i totally agree, plus he's such a good actor! and he seems to be a great person! too bad.
ReplyDeletei like the permanent dimple on gaspard's cheek, he's a cutie.
check out ramon tikaram if you're looking for muti-cultural. google doesnt have good pix of him, but he's hot as hell in kama sutra. he looks better here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfY9Y-QLptk
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