"You know I dated Heather Locklear right?"
"David, just because you dated Heather Locklear doesn't mean you get to date me."
I'm the one with the restraining order? Edie Falco should have been way before me.
Doesn't even look like Lindsay Lohan.
"Mommy. Mike Tyson wants to try on a little pink dress and have me take pictures."
Christina Milian is one of my favorites.
Two days in a row with a bra on her body has to be some type of record.
Ok, so this is the second reference to Jamie Lynn Sigler and a restraining order. Did I miss something? Someone please explain. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm.. I'm wondering what the "uh-oh" means on the right click of christina milian???
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ReplyDeleteWhat if that guy in the background is Ent??... that would explain the "uh oh". I know he says he's fat and bald, but I don't buy it!
Love that you right-click on the pictures because I do that too!
-Michelle
Yeah, I don't buy it either. And since he says most of his clients are in the music biz, he might be Christina's attorney? You might be right Michelle. Good call!
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Oh Enty - we found ya!! Haha
ReplyDelete-Michelle
Geez, if that's enty he's not the troll he pretends to be. The dude behind her is hot!
ReplyDeleteHey David Spade...Nice Zoolander pose! lol
ReplyDelete11:34, "Restraining order" is EntLawyer-speak for "she's so hot, her 'people' should be keeping me at a distance".
ReplyDeletePrime candidates for restraining order: Eva Mendes, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Jennifer Esposito, Laura Prepon... (i.e. Ent's faves).
Don't forget Ali Larter!
ReplyDeleteIf that is ENT I hereby pronounce him an official hottie.
I second that. I can see Tom Ford is his inspiration as far as style goes!
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http://www.blakewang.com/bblake.htm
ReplyDeleteOMG! No wonder you have all this time to post on the blog, you are a PARTNER! Just kidding.
ReplyDelete-Lucky
No no no, BLove, Ali's in the other column -- gorgeous and fun, but just friends (that includes, LG, ZX, AP and of course, his girl Kate Hudson). No scrogging and no attempted scrogging, for that matter.
ReplyDeleteYou'll note a definite lack of lasciviousness and a preponderance of "she will kick my ass if I'm not nice"-ness in the posts about the ladies mentioned above.
And I'm reasonably sure Ent is not Blake Wang. I think there would be a lot less toothless old geezer jokes and a lot more body part jokes if that were the case. Just a hunch, but so far my hunches have been pretty good.
Hez how the HELL would you know who or who's not EL? Your reasoning is nonsensical and I have no reason to trust your hunch. I don't know you & YOU don't know him/her/authors/whatever. Why not just stick w/ guesses on BIs Aand let people use their OWN judgement? In other words, STFU unless someone specifically asks YOU for help. Get a car, own a home or apt, a job and a life & maybe we'll let you guide us, oh so many nonproven hunches!!!!
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ReplyDeleteNBA Chick, I beg your pardon? I wasn't aware we had a beef.
ReplyDeleteEnt has become my friend because of this blog. I might not know who he is, but I might just know a few more details about him than I tell everyone here. Buuuut you don't want to hear that... because I don't own a car??? WTF???
And really, when did this become about me and my lack of real estate??
Why not bring up the fact that I don't have a boyfriend either? I'm sure that invalidates everything I've ever said here.
So for those keeping track at home, according to NBA Chick, your guesses are only welcome on this site if you a) have a car (sorry, New Yorkers and Londoners, you bitches can suck it) b) OWN - not rent, like sluts and crack hos - an apartment or house, c) are employed full-time (do we have a target wage or is a mere Target wage okay?) perhaps in a chosen field like banking or dental hygiene or maybe basketball coaching, and d) have a life that apparently includes trashing people you've never met on the internet for no reason at all.
Everybody got that?
I meet all those criteria!!!
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Sorry, BLove, apparently I don't.
ReplyDeleteLooks like there's a new sheriff in town and she don't like freelance apartment renters with bus passes. How unexpectedly snobby!
Enjoy guessing in the dark. And now you'll never know if my info would have led you to him, because I'll never be sharing it.
Your reasoning is nonsensical
ReplyDeletehaha Hez, you have been told!
Makes me laugh, these unreasonable attacks.
I've made a couple of comments tonight after being a long time lurker on Ent's site, and I have to say, it does amuse me, these unwarranted attacks on long time posters.
Hez and brendalove? Keep up the good fight.
esther.
The other thing?
ReplyDeleteIn New Zealand we've been on a forced diet of Skinny Spice for the past five years. Ugh. Seriously, if the girl had a decent meal? THEN she might crack a smile - a little protein in the blood is not a bad thing.
It's unfortunate that Princess Diana died. At least SHE'D keep Vomit Spice off the front page.
esther.
Thanks Esther!
ReplyDeleteI don't let those people (I actually think it is just one person) get to me. They fuss at me and put me down, but I just come back again the next day. ;-)
Damn Hez! You lowly renter, you!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't matter if you rent or buy actually....each month lots of money goes to someone else other than us.
Hez, I'm sure I'm one of plenty here who love you and your comments. Hope you don't let the haters bring you down!
ReplyDelete~fan of ENT and his regular posters!~
Esther, imcshe, BL, xoxo to you all.
ReplyDeleteAs someone correctly said in another post, I really shouldn't let the interdork get me down. ;)