A Denise Richards impression and a smile all in the same week may explode Angelina Jolie's head. Of course it looks like the other kids don't like being ignored. How come they can't play at the same time?
I'm just guessing that Dakota Johnson could party all of us under the table.
Take a shower and look ten years younger. Either that or Ben Affleck is slowly dying. Well he is married. Death may seem like freedom to him.
"Do you think you could have told me before we had sex and took a shower together that you thought the dog was more attractive than me?"
Photos courtesy of flynet, mavrix online, and justjared
So everyone is saying overdose for Mischa. I say she is not the overdosing type. She is a drug using fiend, but not an overdoser.
Everyone who reads this blog knows how much I loved Match Game. One of the things that made it truly special and unique was Charles Nelson Reilly. If you don't have the Game Show Network, then go over to a friend's house who does and watch one of the greatest improv comedian/actors.
$10M for an appearance at a birthday party and then you get "sick" from the food. Sounds like ZX found her enchilada in the bathtub culprit.
Lisa Ling got married. Is she still a celebrity?
It's tough for the paps to find you when you are roughing it in the wilderness for 3 months. Hey, but Hugh Jackman has a wife who is up for it.
Isla is pregnant. (scroll down)
OMG! check out the pix on X17 of LinZ leaving a party with Samanta Ronson trying to get her in the car. The girl is COMPLETELY passed out. I honestly thought I could not feel sympathy for her, but it really is so sad!!!
ReplyDeleteBen Affleck reeks of hostility -- he looks like a miserable wretch of a human being who would deliver a wealth of verbal abuse behind closed doors. He even appears to have lost his ability to become a social chameleon and put on some sort of phony pleasant demeanor when stepping out (w/ or w/out the family). Not getting how she can always look perpetually at peace while he's clearly living on the edge.....Have another smoke/drink/whore and lighten up already!
ReplyDeleteMischa now too? I beginning to think that these are ALL pr stunts to get attention. What a fucking crazy week. Ent, now i know why ur blog is named what it is. LOL!
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Kelly,OMG! That's so disgusting! Nobody stopped her from driving a car?! Seriously WTF?!!!
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If these are PR stunts, if the pix of LinZ last night are staged and this is some campaign for public sympathy ala Paris w/ Bible, then they really need some new PR people. My Golden Retriever could have come up with a better idea than this. Going through those photos, there is just so much to digest: The ironic 30 day chip around her neck; Samantha Ronson wiping her nose in every shot, the black guy walking by like WTF... it's almost sensory overload.
ReplyDeleteIn watching all the vids of the night before, I have to say the most interesting part was Samantha following LinZ into the Mondrian and stroking her hair trying to make nice And LinZ completely dismisses her. The entire crux of what went down pre-DUI was a Lovers Quarrel -- dysfunctional lovers, for sure, pretty standard for 20 y/o, be they str8, gay whatever!
um, i think maddox just lost out on cutest title...pax is gorgeous!sorry mad.
ReplyDeleteI read that Mischa was on mushrooms and coke...I think she just flipped lid for awhile.
ReplyDeleteLeave Ben alone.He's happy with his family .He hates the paparazzi and who wouldn't if they were up in your face the whole time.
ReplyDeleteJen and Violet look darling in that pic. So have they hit up every park in LA County by now?
ReplyDeleteCute kid.
Seriously. Violet is at an age where mom could take a few more minutes while getting ready in the morning and choose to wear cute jeans and a cute Tee. It'd be nice if she threw in a cute pair of earrings too. She's so plain it hurts. Has she always been this way, or is it just me? Not trying to hate, just wishing she'd be a girl instead of such a tomboy.
ReplyDeleteNo one could possibly perceive Affleck as a sincere mr. nice guy who's feathers are constantly ruffled entirely due to the presence of the paparazzi. Come on!
ReplyDeleteWhy the constant snarking on the Garner/Affleck and Jolie/Pitt families?
ReplyDeleteConsidering what they do for a living, where they live, the obscene amounts of money they make, and the fact that they are photographed constantly and intrusively, they and their families seem to be really normal.
EntLaw, if there are reasons for your (and the other commenters) continuous slams, what are they?
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I think Ben is just soooo over H'wood. He should really step into the political arena. They are a perfect couple for office.
ReplyDeleteRe: Hugh Jackman...
ReplyDeleteUm, everybody who is willing to "rough" it in the Australian outback with a hot, gorgeous, sexy man raise their hands....
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After the pic of Melanie Griffith and Dakota I am convinced that the mum & daughter BI below is about them. Ent is probably giving us a big hint here.
ReplyDeleteAnd Paris must be dizzy with glee after LiLo's messup. I am so annoyed at LiLo for being in this mess, as i hoped she would get clean without any more public screwups.
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