April 1964, Marcello Mastroianni
September 1967, Sammy Davis Jr.
November 1971, Johnny Carson
April 1975, Martin Sheen
Macrh 1980, Richard Gere
October 1980, Billy Dee Williams
December 1988, Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman
August 2003, Johnny Depp
September 2003, Johnny Knoxville
September 2006, Clive Owen
Clive Owen! Oh my gawd, is he the hotness?!
ReplyDeletemastroianni all the way
ReplyDeleteMastroianni
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp
ReplyDeletelol!! *datingmyselfhere!!* i ran out and bought that copy with richard gere after american gigolo! 15 years old, good gawd!:D
ReplyDeleteJohnny Carson! Talk about dating myself! Actually they all look pretty good.
ReplyDeleteMastroianni fro sure...SDJr a close second.
ReplyDeleteCLIVE OWENS !!!!
ReplyDeleteall the WAY...baby Damm that man is Hot like no other !
all the rest look gay and fey
Johnny Depp all the way.
ReplyDelete2nd place is Johnny Knoxville - he's a dumbass but man is he hot.
johnny knoxville
ReplyDeleteJohnny Knoxville!!
ReplyDeleteFirst and last are the bestestess
ReplyDeletei do not see a hotness factor in clive owen, he looks old
ReplyDeletejohnny knoxville is so HOT, dumb as a box of rocks, but hot...
i would pick the cover with johnny depp, if it's solely based on "style"
michele
I'm on the "anyone but Cruise" train.
ReplyDeleteIn the bar car, of course.
Depp all the way.
ReplyDeleteClive Owen, Gere or Johnny Depp
ReplyDeleteClive looks like he knows how to Rock a woman HARD that right there is sexy hot
ReplyDeleteHey Ent
ReplyDeleteI know there is one JACKASS here... just wondering if there is anymore?
See you all around...
Clive Owen. Not that I know or suspect anything, but he could publicly state that he is gay, and it wouldn't matter. It wouldn't change my chances with him anyway.
ReplyDeleteGood god, he is a perfect man.
I'm 24, Clive is older man hot (a "dilf" minus the kids if you will), and I would do super naughty things to him. Knoxville also looks super hot here. But Clive, damn. Clive.
ReplyDeleteSteph
Clive Owen - Hole-eey CRAP!!
ReplyDeleteI could stare at that face all day.
Cyn
Re: anon 12:44
ReplyDeleteUm, Michelle, sweetie, if your're picking Knoxville over Clive I'd seriously suggest an eye exam.
With love, Cyn (ducking behind a chair)
mmmm, i still loves me some billy dee!
ReplyDeletebut, now that he's all grown up, i'd have to say johnny (duh, depp).
loved sammy davis jr. as a kid.
what is that god-awful look on cruise's face? is he smirkling for mivlets, down dustin's pants? (and what are mivlets? why, small mivs, of course!)?
don't ask.
Haha, I had the urge to go check IMDB on who was taller, Cruise or Hoffman. I think I know why Tom has that look, he's smirking that he found a guy that's shorter than him (5'7 vs 5'6 3/4")
ReplyDeleteI vote for Martin Sheen. He looks suave in a Brokeback kinda way.
ReplyDeletecyn,
ReplyDeleteat lease if we ever meet or hang out, we know we won't be fighting over the same guys :)
i actually did just have my eyes checked, damn doctor gave me glasses for all the computer work i do. i hit the big 30 and everthing is going to hell in a handbasket-(my pets heads are falling off)!
michele
yeah, you all see the glasses helped. i meant "at least", not "lease"--ARGH!
ReplyDeletemichele
depp, or sadly, even jackass
ReplyDeleteDepp or Mastroianni. That Depp cover is one of my favorites...
ReplyDeleteDang it is stunning how much Emilo and Charlie look like their father, Martin Sheen.
ReplyDeleteIf I am voting on style... Sammy Davis Jr. Love the plaid and the pointy toe shoes!
If the vote is for pure hotness.
Clive is my man. But without that nasty wanna be van dyke.
Michelle - you hit the big 30??? 30??? And your're complaining?
ReplyDeleteThat's it - I'm coming out from behind the chair....
You youngsters....
Cyn - I'm 44 - people think I'm in my thirties and I cling to that with every fiber of my being......
and Depp looks so much better than Knoxville!
I'd pick the Gere. When he was young, he was sleepy-eyed sex on legs. That cover stopped me in my mouse-tracks as I scrolled down.
ReplyDeleteI normally like Clive Owen, but I'm not loving that beard...