Morning Links
Addams Family musical is headed to Broadway. (above is the real Addams family)
Britney drinking? and Britney's time in Miami minute by minute.
Paris is reading the Bible, but in case God can't help her, she's hoping a personal alarm will. (I personally have decided she just wants to be photographed with these books and just dumps them in the trash when she gets home. It's very similar to the way her dogs appear and disappear. I think it's also fair to say that those boob job rumors are not true.)
Jessica Alba makes guys like me think we have a shot with her. Then thinking that we call and write her hundreds of times a week, send her e-mails and pictures of our belly button next to hers and the next thing you know, we find out she was just joking.
Mel C says she won't reunite with the Spice Girls. I think I said as much when David Beckham had his 32nd birthday party and she was the only one not invited. Wasn't she supposed to be the "fit" one?
Unless Paris or Britney do something really hilarious and stupid, like morph into Martians or have lobotomies or grown actual brain cells (the ones for rational thought, not eating or peeing), I really could give a flying fuck about anything they do ever again. They just waste space. Skip the photographs and "minute by minute", Ent.
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Mel C was the only one of the whole bunch that could actually SING. Looks like they'll be trying to find a substitute voice.
ReplyDeleteOk, Mel C is transforming into Melanie Lynskey (from the shortlived Fox drama DRIVE, but most famous for sucking face with a pre-legal age Kate Winslet in HEAVENLY CREATURES)
ReplyDeleteThat's the best pic of Mel C ever!!
ReplyDeleteSure she's not a stick but she looks heaps better than Posh anyday...
Can't wait for xz's reveal...
I agree, Mel C looks healthy for once in this pic, I hope she's happy, screw the SGs.
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