Thursday, May 17, 2007

Morning Links

Kate Moss gets back to London, hooks up with Pete, and forgot to wipe it all off for about the millionth time.

Paris gets time off for good behavior and she isn't even in jail yet. I guess when she gets there she can be really good if you know what I mean and get even more time off for good behavior.


Pimpa Joe stopped hitting on 18 year olds long enough to give his blessing to John and Jessica. Pimpa thinks John is a "legend," and thinks he and his daughter are a good match because John plays the guitar and Jessica doesn't. Well sure there are some people who want their kids to be in love, and there are others who definitely go with guitar player/non-guitar player formula.

It would be sick to date your daughter so just go out and find someone almost the same age and pretend.

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