Morning Links

Joe Francis has been crying himself to sleep every night, and his sentence was two weeks less than Paris. Of course Paris isn't going to have a death row inmate taunting her every night or probably be some one's bitch like Joe is.

Hey Orlando, FL. If you have $35 and you want to watch 20 minutes of lip syncing and dancing you can go see Britney at the House Of Blues. Personally I would rather take the $35 and watch a different kind of dancing and lip syncing but unfortunately I'm banned from most of those establishments throughout the United States, and one in Argentina but that one is more in the form of a request rather than an outright ban.

David Faustino (Bud from Married With Children) got arrested for having a little bud in his possession.

Stallone pleads guilty in Australia.

Petra Nemcova joins the circle of hell.