Jay McCarroll gets to be top billed because he's way more interesting then the rest of the crowd. Have I told you how pissed I was when Bravo only aired one episode of his television show.
Yeah, with Paris in jail, I'll get even more attention.
"Felicity. If I had to work with Eva Longoria and Lindsay Lohan I would want to keep a steady drunk going at all times also."

Jane Fonda is such a where is she now kind of actress that she was relegated to the furthest backdrop possible.

I wonder if Lindsay is a role model to Ali Lohan. Please don't let it be her mom she looks up to.

You just know that someday one of Dina Lohan's kids is going to write a tell all book. I live for that day.