Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Entertainment Weekly Vavoom Party--ZX Later Today

Not again.
"No, no. I'm the good Baldwin. You know the one who's married to the good looking one from Wilson Phillips."

7/7/7 = marriage. 8/8/8 = divorce. 9/9/9= Finds some other guy to marry.

"Ready. Let's go." The cheer leading is just for the show dear.

The couple that always makes me laugh.

The newly single Jennifer Espositio. I smell a restraining order if I can just find her phone number.

Angie Harmon and Julianna Margulies combined weigh as much as one of my legs.

"Hey ladies. I can make you a star. I've got a six pack of beer and a suite at the Ramada if you want to take a ride on Pimpa Joe."
The newly engaged Kate Walsh. Ummmm.

I really like seeing Laura Prepon everyday.
Did you really want to marry Jennifer Garner? Have you seen her lately? Better yet. Have you seen Ben lately?
If I wore a t-shirt in public, you would see man boobs and sweat stains. Damn I hate Taye Diggs.

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