Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Entertainment Weekly Vavoom Party--ZX Later Today

Not again.
"No, no. I'm the good Baldwin. You know the one who's married to the good looking one from Wilson Phillips."
7/7/7 = marriage. 8/8/8 = divorce. 9/9/9= Finds some other guy to marry.

"Ready. Let's go." The cheer leading is just for the show dear.

The couple that always makes me laugh.

The newly single Jennifer Espositio. I smell a restraining order if I can just find her phone number.

Angie Harmon and Julianna Margulies combined weigh as much as one of my legs.

"Hey ladies. I can make you a star. I've got a six pack of beer and a suite at the Ramada if you want to take a ride on Pimpa Joe."
The newly engaged Kate Walsh. Ummmm.

I really like seeing Laura Prepon everyday.
Did you really want to marry Jennifer Garner? Have you seen her lately? Better yet. Have you seen Ben lately?
If I wore a t-shirt in public, you would see man boobs and sweat stains. Damn I hate Taye Diggs.



15 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:32 AM

    Yeah ... uh ... this Kate Walsh thing. Do you think it was part of ABC's pick up of the show for her to get "engaged". I mean - they surely don't want what *almost* happened to Marcia Cross to afflict the FEMALE LEAD of a sexytime show. A show revolving around her sexytime antics of the straight arrow variety. I love the vagueness of "when" she got engaged ... ya mean it happened at the exact moment she was signing on the dotted line for PRIVATE PRACTICE -- that's certainly the MOST ROMANTIC PLACE EVER to "get engaged" -- PUH-LEEZE. Someone ... anyone call b.s. on this ... oh wait, I just did.

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  2. Anonymous11:33 AM

    My favorite was the first caption "Not Again". No shit.

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  3. Anonymous11:41 AM

    Don't you think Garner would be the kind of girl to get married to? She is still just as pretty and seems to be an awesome mom. Isn't that a good thing?

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  4. Anonymous12:03 PM

    I love how Eva Longoria managed to make a whole dress out of wedding shower wrapping paper!

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  5. Anonymous12:13 PM

    Idina Mendel looks like a man.

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  6. what happened to Idina? She looks awful.

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  7. Anonymous12:32 PM

    Yeah the Kate Walsh engagement is rigged I tell'ya. I saw her on GMA and she's gorgeous. But I think she misunderstood these t-shirts these older ladies we wearing. It was something along the lines of: What happens between the pink ladies, stay with the pnk ladies.

    Tracee

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  8. Anonymous1:25 PM

    If it's rigged, then ABC most think she's worth Sara Ramirez weight in gold. Because the dude is Alex Young (Fox vice-president for entertaiment, #4 honcho), and friend of ABC President for Entertainment, Steve McPherson.

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  9. Anonymous1:39 PM

    wasn't kate walsh the preferred guess to the tv star who preferred women and went through "dry spells" and "bad blind dates" w/ men?

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  10. Anonymous1:57 PM

    I think the fact that the dude is COINCIDENTALLY best pals with ABC's pressy is even more evidence that the whole thing is BIZ not PLEASURE.

    Mid-March she was "going out with" that guy from Brothers & Sisters who was previously linked to SALLY FIELD?? What the??? All of this is in ENT's blind items .. more than one in fact.

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  11. Anonymous2:48 PM

    And I'm not saying you are wrong. I voice no opinion on the matter. I just noted that ABC must think that she's a very hot asset to get a studio VP instead of your run-of-the-mill down-on-is-luck near nobody actor/crew member/aspiring celebrity. Nor did they tried the the usual match-made-in-need, find a gay actor in transit between beards.

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  12. Anonymous3:45 PM

    wow...a lot of bitterness here today..jaded anyone?

    how about we talk about the shit when the divorce happens instead of BEFORE the freakin wedding???

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  13. Anonymous6:22 PM

    Love MV - great guy. His elderly G'ma's very ill. Plz be nice!
    Juju

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  14. Anonymous4:10 AM

    oh enty, don't be jealous of taye diggs... he looks like a janitor. seriously, save your cute self-degrading comments for someone who's.... less gross/scary/dirty looking
    lex

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