Cove Atlantis Resort Grand Opening--Lindsay Free

Jeremy Piven, Kanye West, Alexis, and some woman who's impressed with Piven's tiny little cigar.Bo Derek warns Star Jones to keep Al away from her man and her makeup.

Carol Alt was a supermodel. You kind of have to use your imagination.

I think Chris Tucker and Michael Michele make a great couple.

I believe Janet Jackson was the only celebrity not photographed outside. I don't know if that means she doesn't like the sun, is afraid of dolphins, or if she thinks Michael is going to jump out and say boo.

So I asked Laura Prepon to take me with her. Ummmm. She declined and also mentioned something about a restraining order. She'll be back. They always come back.

I think this is the only way Tyra knows how to pose in a bikini and I couldn't find any photos of her that show her eyes. She still looks amazing though and maybe I should have bugged her instead of Laura. Women with no eyes find me attractive for some reason.

When the dad wears more makeup than his daughters should a person start to worry?

Remind me which one is the woman again.