Cove Atlantis Resort Grand Opening--Lindsay Free
Jeremy Piven, Kanye West, Alexis, and some woman who's impressed with Piven's tiny little cigar.
Bo Derek warns Star Jones to keep Al away from her man and her makeup.
Carol Alt was a supermodel. You kind of have to use your imagination.
I think Chris Tucker and Michael Michele make a great couple.
I believe Janet Jackson was the only celebrity not photographed outside. I don't know if that means she doesn't like the sun, is afraid of dolphins, or if she thinks Michael is going to jump out and say boo.
So I asked Laura Prepon to take me with her. Ummmm. She declined and also mentioned something about a restraining order. She'll be back. They always come back.
I think this is the only way Tyra knows how to pose in a bikini and I couldn't find any photos of her that show her eyes. She still looks amazing though and maybe I should have bugged her instead of Laura. Women with no eyes find me attractive for some reason.
When the dad wears more makeup than his daughters should a person start to worry?
Remind me which one is the woman again.
Holy cow! What happen to Carol Alt?
ReplyDeleteI would not have realize that was her without the caption.
Hasn't she always been one of those extreme health nuts? Obviously it has not been kind to her face.
She is only 45ish and looks 60 with a bad face lift.
Ent,
ReplyDeleteJanet doesn't go in the sun or water because she's afraid her face will melt. And that you will be able to tell she's 41 instead of thinking she's 32. Either way, bitch looks good.
Tracee
Usher's 'mama' left her kids on mothers' day? Usher fired his before mother's day. Oh my...
ReplyDeleteI still have some strange attraction to Piven..
ReplyDeleteYour comments on these photos were hilarious. xx
ReplyDeleteCarol looks like she has spent WAY too much time in the sun. Her skin looks leathery--not good if you're over 40.
ReplyDelete@5:09
ReplyDeleteits even worse if you're UNDER 40!
:)
ambersumiko!
ReplyDeleteewwwwww
say it aint so
pulease!
Would someone please introduce me to the knucklehead who said Tyra Banks is fat?
ReplyDeleteI'm neither a fan nor detractor of hers but that's NOT fat I see.