Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Cannes Photos Part 642

For sheer staying power and his ability to live with Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell deserves his place at the top here today. No matter that he's earned over $100M in his career. This honor is no doubt what will sustain him for the next 10 years. Pssssst. Kurt. A little word in Kate's ear might you know get rid of Owen and bring in the Ent if you know what I mean.

Kelly Rowland is my favorite of the three.

I don't see Pamela Anderson next to Kid Rock so I'm a little confused as to why he had to run from Cannes when he found out she was there.
Mickey Rourke and "guest."

"Hey baby you ever see 91/2 Weeks? How about Wild Orchid? Tonight you and me are going to do every scene baby. You have never had good lovin until you've had a sweaty, out of shape, aging star reenact his glory days babe."

"I'm sunburned and splotchy but still loved."
"Look at Rose trying to get all the attention. Here I am, looking gorgeous but no one even notices."
Rose is starting to look worn out and tired actually.
Taylor Momsen is 13 years old. Thirteen!!!!

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:58 AM

    13, that has got to be legal somewhere. if not than we'll just have to keep things quiet for a while.

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  2. Anonymous11:08 AM

    WTF happened to Mickey Rourke?!?!? OMG! Ick!

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  3. Anonymous11:18 AM

    so mickey rourke has to be that BI star that 'pays' for his dates now huh...
    and yes, he is SO GROSS looking - looks like that cat lady w/too many plastic surgeries...

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  4. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Ent,
    Gotta agree with ya, Kelly is my fave outta the 3 too! Beyonce got the attention b/c her dad's manager and she lighter. (Sorry! But it the truth.)

    Mickey Rourke should've never touched his face. I think his face would've aged better than this plastic surgery from hell.

    Rosario looks the best she has in months. I'm not tired of Rose yet, but she does look like Robert has been running her ass into the ground, literally.

    And I dunno who that last ho, I mean girl is, but she 13?! My body never looked that curvy at 13! Maybe what they say about hormones in food is true. But how she looks...is that necessarily a bad thing?

    Tracee

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  5. Anonymous1:08 PM

    How she looks could be a bad thing - if some chicken hawk picks her up, uses her & dumps her!
    She won't have the emotional maturity to deal with the kind of attention looking like that will get her from some men.

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  6. Anonymous1:15 PM

    So true 1:08, so true.

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  7. Anonymous6:02 PM

    OH MY GOD - Kurt Russell is **STILL** a smokin' hottie - the man simply cannot take a bad picture.
    Disclaimer: I said "take" not "make" -

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  8. Anonymous9:01 PM

    Mickeys chick looks like she is 12. That guy is a clown!
    I know people bag on Rose's plastic surgery but I think she looks like a lil minx in that pic. I'd do her.

    -The Lawnmower-

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  9. Anonymous9:36 PM

    13?

    She is way to grown-up looking. Lots of trouble coming up ahead

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  10. I expect tomorrow's photo op will be Mickey Rourke and his new date, Taylor Momsen.

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  11. ROFL @ Anon @ 6:02 and Jerry! Too true in both cases.

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