Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Cannes Photos Day 1

Jude Law's hair loss pattern looks very similar to that of my brother.
So if I kiss Aishwarya Rai in public in France I would be safe from warrants in India. Of course she would knee me in the beans if I did try and kiss her, but if anyone is worth it, she is.

You know Minnie Driver must be promoting a movie if she made it into two different posts in one day.

Norah Jones and films. Why not? Now I'm going to be humming her damn music all day.

I tried to find a picture of just Valentino, but I think Elizabeth Hurley sensed this. She latched on to him like Heather Mills and a quarter. She just doesn't look that great anymore. Valentino on the other hand looks like the classy gentleman he is.

I must say that when Toni Collette makes the effort she can really look good.

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:38 AM

    Hurley looks good but she has put on weight since her heyday as Hugh Grant's girlfriend parading down the red carpet in the barely there Versace leather dress.

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  2. Anonymous10:43 AM

    If you want to see the trailer for the Norah Jones movie, it looks good (but she's an overemoter).
    http://www.commeaucinema.com/bandes-annonces=73057.html

    And Minnie might just be shilling for The Riches.

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  3. Anonymous11:58 AM

    Aishwariya looks preggers already. Hmm....

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  4. Anonymous12:49 PM

    Love Toni Colette. Love her.

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  5. Anonymous1:34 PM

    Aww, I miss Cannes. I was lucky enough to be there last year during that crazy time. The absolute best people watching ever, let me tell you.
    My favorite are the regular gals that where their tacky ass mariposa prom dresses there and hold a sign saying "date for a tkt" etc. Good times, good times.

    -spressogrl

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  6. Anonymous4:24 PM

    "7/7/7 = marriage. 8/8/8 = divorce. 9/9/9= Finds some other guy to marry."

    Love the witty comment. ;) Desperate Housewives will end soon and the NBA can only give Eva so much exposure. She's run out of "scandalous" things to tell us with this guy so once the wedding publicity dies down she'll need to move on to further her career.

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  7. Anonymous6:27 PM

    Cannes is a blast! Also love Toni - she looks beautiful! That's Maggie Cheung's leg wrapped in the yellow/black fabric on the right. She looked incredible, too.
    Liz looks fine - Valentino looks like a turtle.
    Juju

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  8. Anonymous6:28 PM

    Umh.. That picture is definately not of Aishwarya Rai... I'm not sure who it is, but it's not her.

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  9. Anonymous8:28 PM

    Anon at 6:28...you're kidding right? That is totally her, and I have to say she is beautiful as always.

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  10. Anonymous8:28 PM

    Anon at 6:28...you're kidding right? That is totally her, and I have to say she is beautiful as always.

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  11. Anonymous9:00 PM

    Anon @ 6:28- As he does most of the time, Ent got these photos from WireImage... he didn't snap them himself with a disposable Kodak and scribble their names on a cocktail napkin. (Well, not this time. That's only when he has lunch with ZX, right?)

    If he's wrong with the name of the star, then WireImage would have to be wrong. And they're not. It's her.

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  12. Anonymous7:09 PM

    Ent has a brother?

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  13. Yup, he does. And Ent is an uncle, too. You have to go all the way back in the archives to November 22nd, but the whole fams (nieces, nephews, mom, step-dad) gets a mention in a pre-Thanksgiving post. It also gives a general idea where they all live.

    Not nearly enough to crack the case of who Ent is, but if you've never read the site right from the beginning, you're missing out on some great gossip and some really looooong posts. (But the photos are way better nowadays!) He even talks about a disastrous blind date!

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