Eddie Izzard is always at the top of my list. To me, he is the funniest man alive and no doubt has some type of women's underwear on under that tux.
Possible Captions From Sanjaya's perspective.
1. "I'm touching super model ass."
2. "I'm a step up from James Blunt."
3. "I wonder if she likes to roleplay. She can be Simon and I'll be the bad singer who needs to be punished."
No need to wait for Valerie Bertinelli's weight loss commercials. I'm going to track it for us every time I see a photo.
Michelle Kwan better hope her double sided tape is really, really strong.
Tiki Barber. I hate the NY Giants so don't have much more to say.
Morgan, Morgan, Morgan. Now I know why I liked growing up in Texas.
Jason Strauss Birthday Party aka Valtrex World TourSeriously. Look at Paris' right hand. It really is huge. Didn't she have sex with James Blunt the night before? Doesn't she ever just get tired?
"You might get a chance to f**k my sister, but this is as close as you are getting to me."
"So, you and Britney huh? You have any tapes?"
1. When Accountants Attack--New This Fall.2. Flash how many inches you got.
3. "We're all going to take a turn with Paris later." Actually I don't think Paris would even do them.
Eddie Izzard is genius..."cake or death?"
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Britney...
ReplyDeleteMight this have anything to do with MV?
It was very interesting, yet no surprise, to find out Paris Hilton's vocals were all studio engineered on her CD. Kim too was offered several music deals by top industry players, yet declined as she didn't want the same studio engineered offerings on her own vocals. ***I can understand how Britney stayed successful for so long and why nearly not one performance was purely her own vocals. Look, Paris never even performed any of her music for the fans, duh!!! Only because they really aren't her vocals. It is sad that a lot of our music today is so fabricated. I miss the old sounds or even the new ones that deserve more recognition.***
http://jonathanjaxson.blogspot.com/2007/04/more-kim-kardashian-stories.html
Paris would have made a great guitar player. She certainly has the fingers for it. That would be assuming, of course, that she knew what a guitar was. Which would be assuming a lot.
ReplyDeleteCake please.
ReplyDeleteoh, out of cake? Ummm...I'll have the chicken
ReplyDeletePardon my ignorance, but what does the 3 finger hand sign mean...anyone?
ReplyDeleteJudging by these dorks, it's "W" for "Wigga."
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOL! You crack me up Hez!
ReplyDeleteEddie for me please.
ReplyDeleteAnytime, anyplace, anywhere, anyhow.
But do you have a flag? No flag, no country.
ReplyDeleteEddie is hailarious but his new show, the Riches.. shitty show I ever seen. so bad. Eddie deserves a better vechicle for his talents.
ReplyDelete"god attack the queen
ReplyDeletesend big dogs after her
to bite her bum"
eddie rules. kinda like him butched up a bit!
hee hee - lots of Eddie fans, YAY! And Kiki, I thought The Riches didn't know what it wanted to be at first, but by the third epi, it was starting to be quite fun!
ReplyDeletewith pinky on this.
ReplyDeleteit's worth it to watch eddie and minnie driver doing a southern accent!
With size 11 feet, no wonder her hands are gnarly. The Nicky quote's good. Miss Morgan needs a stylist and to cover up. Valerie looks great. Edd Izz's a TRex. Roar, baby.
ReplyDeleteJuju
grew up in texas? I specifically remember you saying you are from the east coast on this blog just a few months ago.
ReplyDeleteIt's so obvious to me that this blog is a total figment of some loser's imagination.