Weekend Photos--ZX Later Today Recapping Her Weekend In Words And Photos (No Pools Though)

White House Correspondents Dinner

Eddie Izzard is always at the top of my list. To me, he is the funniest man alive and no doubt has some type of women's underwear on under that tux.

Possible Captions From Sanjaya's perspective.

1. "I'm touching super model ass."

2. "I'm a step up from James Blunt."

3. "I wonder if she likes to roleplay. She can be Simon and I'll be the bad singer who needs to be punished."

No need to wait for Valerie Bertinelli's weight loss commercials. I'm going to track it for us every time I see a photo.

Michelle Kwan better hope her double sided tape is really, really strong.

Tiki Barber. I hate the NY Giants so don't have much more to say.

Morgan, Morgan, Morgan. Now I know why I liked growing up in Texas.

Jason Strauss Birthday Party aka Valtrex World Tour

Seriously. Look at Paris' right hand. It really is huge. Didn't she have sex with James Blunt the night before? Doesn't she ever just get tired?

"You might get a chance to f**k my sister, but this is as close as you are getting to me."

"So, you and Britney huh? You have any tapes?"

1. When Accountants Attack--New This Fall.

2. Flash how many inches you got.

3. "We're all going to take a turn with Paris later." Actually I don't think Paris would even do them.