Monday, April 09, 2007
Today's Blind Items
Easter Sunday is supposed to be a time spent with family. OK, so I guess if you have the time and inclination you could maybe get in a round of golf. This married A list movie actor told his wife he needed to relax and so was going out to Palm Springs to play some golf. He showed up at the golf course. He went inside the pro-shop and gave the head pro a few hundred dollars and said that if his wife called to tell her that the actor was out on the course and no cell phones are allowed there. Then he was to call the actor's cell phone and tell him the wife called. The actor then left the pro shop with a woman who was not dressed to play golf and drove away. Now it's possible this twosome played golf somewhere else, but I think he was trying to put his ball into another cup if you know what I mean. **Note to other actors who try this. Spread the $$ around to all the staff at the shop so they don't go blabbing away.**
Michael Douglas.
ReplyDeleteDennis Quaid
ReplyDeleteDid Dennis Quaid remarry?
ReplyDeleteKevin Costner
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ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas. Family reference= It Runs In the Family.
ReplyDeleteRemind me never to remarry.
ReplyDeleteRussel Crowe
ReplyDeleteWhat's with all these men cheating!?!?! I love this site, but its making me second guess men! :/
ReplyDeleteIf it is Michael Douglas, he's gonna pay. They have some crazy pre-nup where CZJ gets all kinds of cash if he cheats on her!!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Kevin Costner, but is he still considered A list?
ReplyDeleteI saw Michael Douglas in BH on Thursday...dressed to play golf. Any BI involving golf will from now on mean Michael Douglas to me.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was also Costner, but Anon 12:51pm is correct he's probably NOT A-List.
ReplyDeleteI'll to with Michael Douglas, I think that marriage is sinking fast.
Since when is Dennis Quaid A list?
ReplyDeleteSame goes for Costner.
I think EL mentioned something the other day about MD and CZJ having marriage problems didn't he?. I think it is MD.
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Believe it or not, Costner was once considered A List, but it was back when dinosaurs were still roaming the earth.
ReplyDeleteThanks Brendalove, now my creaky ass is feeling old. Though in my defense, I've always hated Costner's Shatner style of acting and never understood why he was so popular.
ReplyDeleteladies if you don't want us to start cheating on you, then after we marry yoy, you might try not turning into fat bitches who don't give blow jobs.
ReplyDeleteSamuel L Jackson? I just read an article about how he loves the golf.
ReplyDeleteUgh, men are GROSS.
ReplyDeleteCZJ is certainly not fat. And who would want to blow a plastic faced hag like MD anyway?
ReplyDeleteAnon 1:21, I guess you shoulda checked on the BJ stance BEFORE you married her.
ReplyDeleteAs for gaining weight, uh....I have seen, worked with, etc. FAT MARRIED MEN. The street runs both ways Mister.
~SisterMaryHotPantz
if you don't want your women to turn into fat bitches who don't give blowjobs, try acting like a man instead of a spoiled baby, then we won't feel so much like your mommy.
ReplyDeleteDear anon 12:48 PM:
ReplyDeleteSpend some time in the military. You'll find 40% of married military men stick with their vows. The remaining 60% are cheating any which way they can - the more high risk the affair, the more exciting it is for them. A real life game of cat and mouse and they find it very exciting it appears. Risk takers like those in the military, law enforcement, sports and show biz are attracted to that kind of stuff in my opinion.
wow anon @ 1:21, thanks so much for restoring my faith in the human race.
ReplyDeleteIt's pigs like you why wives stop caring.
There are a lot of people who think of and do things for others. - when they don't demand it -
I'd gladly make the effort to look good for and give my husband a bj, if he didn't DEMAND it. That would be disgusting, selfish and make me want a piece of cake and a girls night out. Jerk.
There you have it, girls. the main goals in a guy's life are a trophy wife and bj's. It doesn't go any deeper than that.
ReplyDeleteANYWAY, back to the BI... I think it's Michael Douglas. CZJ must be quite insecure if she goes as far as to call the Pro Shop looking for her husband.
ReplyDeleteI'm THINKING Michael Douglas but the reference "cup" lends me to believe that it is Kevin Costner (Tin Cup)
ReplyDeleteWait a minute...what's a BJ?
ReplyDeleteAnon at 1:21- I'm willing to bet that you are just as fat and whoreanus as your lucky wife. Don't generalize women and we won't stereotype men.
In other words, FU8K YOU!
How can you guys say Michael Douglas is A list but Costner is not? Both have two Oscars - one for acting, one for producing/directing, and both of their careers, as of late, are pretty much jowl and jowl.
ReplyDeleteIf you can't be faithful to one person why bother getting married to begin with.
ReplyDeleteI like the Will Smith guess...plus, wasn't he Bagger Vance??
ReplyDeleteI will guess Kevin Costner. Remember that A-List means that the actor can headline a movie on their own and make it successful. I don't know about you but I would definitely go see a movie with Kevin Costner in it. Again the "cup" comment probably referring to Tin Cup. To the annoying anonymous person - yeah 60% of guys in the military do cheat WITH EACH OTHER! YOU PERV!
ReplyDelete*EntL I am really surprised you let that annoying anonymous person make such a derogatory comment about women - you could have deleted it to be nice to us you know! Anyway you are still my favorite site - LOVE reading all the dirt!
-Lucky
Not to burst any bubbles or offend fans, but am I the only one who remembers ELs "scoop" of Beyonce and JayZ being married? That definitely didn't rock the gossip world yet he never mentions that in any of the Beyonce posts since then. Wondering what's going on and why the board is out of commission.
ReplyDeleteUgh, as someone old enough to remember when Costner and Douglas were A-list...I am on the fence.
ReplyDeleteIt's Kevin Costner and his wife is expecting their first child in May...so he's probably wandering. I'm not sure who is a bigger hound dog...him or Michael Douglas. But I'm pretty sure that MD and CZJ are probably at their island home.
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Anon 1:21
ReplyDeleteI get married in 1 week and I already bought the bon bons, quit my job and gave my last bj.
Your post sounds like a cry for help, yet it made me laugh because I know that you are in hell.
GGA
2:14- I don't think the BI is about the wife's insecurity (by the way, thats what happens to a lot of women who get cheated on and treated like crap. Unfortunantly, they get insecure) It's about the man being a disgusting dog. We can assume you are one too I guess? Only that type of person can read an item like this and there first thought be "why would the wife call and check on him". BECAUSE HE IS A CHEATER.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't even know what to say to the bj freak. Sorry about your luck.
It's Michael Douglas and some of you have real women issues. Good luck with that
this is so stupid! Who finds this stuff out? Honestly ENT, I love you, but how do you find this out!??! Did you go with the guy?
ReplyDeletePinky? "jowl and jowl"?? You slay me! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteDennis Quaid was in Chicago for Easter, is filming a movie here so its definitely not him.
ReplyDeleteokay, i suck at this game more than most. dang things keep me awake sometimes.
ReplyDeleteAND for some bizarre reason, i really wanted the douglas/CZJ marriage to work. maybe its because i've got a girl crush on her?
but halfway through reading that, his name popped into my head. and i don't even know if he PLAYS golf!
yup, #2 for me is costner.
what about that jerk "diddy" or whatever he calls himself these days? does he play (golf, guys, golf).
to brenda @ 12:46: here's your reminder... (lol!)
Finding out stuff like this is not stupid, it's awesome! Keep digging for the dirt, EL.
ReplyDeleteEither Sean Penn, Kevin Federline, or Gene Hackman
ReplyDeleteDennis Quaid
ReplyDeleteYou go GGA!
ReplyDeleteAnon 1:21 is probably one ofthose guys who couldn't get a bj unless he pays for it.
I quite agree with anon 2:23.
ReplyDeletedefinitely Kevin Costner
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is, thank f*ck I give a killer beej. ;)
ReplyDelete(Not that D-bags like that guy will ever be lucky enough to find out for themselves.)
Ooo good BI! I'm going to guess Michael Douglas as well..
ReplyDeleteAs for the cheating.. you've got to make it clear outlines. You cheat = I cut off your penis.
stacy! I always wondered what it was about the Costner that I hated - you've hit the nail on the head. He could have been a Thunderbirder - Lady P.'s driver's high heel perhaps.
ReplyDelete1:21 - charm school dropout maybe? If you were from NZ you'd be going back second year 5th. And still failing.
esther.
Well, as usual, this could be about ANYONE since no HINTS were really provided.
ReplyDeleteSomeone please, tell EL how to give a clue!
Kevin Costner was in the Cayman Islands this past week, staying at the Ritz-Carlton. They have a newly opened golf course, so it could be him... If his mistress was down there as well.
ReplyDelete"It's Kevin Costner and his wife is expecting their first child in May...so he's probably wandering."
ReplyDeleteHe cheated on her on HIS HONEYMOON, so it really doesn't matter if she's pregnant or not.
"by the way, thats what happens to a lot of women who get cheated on and treated like crap. Unfortunantly, they get insecure"
Where the hell did you come up with this?
When man cheats it's NOT because of anything the woman did/didn't do, it a problem HE has with not being able to a) be faithful or b) break things off with the first person before starting up with the 2nd.
I dont think the above comment was implying that their feelings of insecurity were justified, just that a lot of women first look inwardly for the root of the problem - and wonder whether they are to blame or whether their man still find them attractive - rather than recognising that they are not the problem, the cheater is.
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But back to BI i immediately thought of MD. Just seems like a nice fit, as sad as it is for CZJ.
I might have thought Mark Wahlberg for this one, since he likes to golf. But he and Rhea aren't married....~ Stacey
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