So Felching Isn't A Crime, But Kissing A Woman Is?
Richard Gere has a warrant out for his arrest in India. BTW, the above headline is in no way supposed to imply that Richard Gere has ever felched or is even aware of the term. I was simply making an observation that felching was not mentioned in the article but that Mr. Gere could spend up to three months in prison for kissing a woman.
Drew Barrymore is the Most Beautiful or in this case, the one with the publicist who was owed the biggest favor by People.
Justin's fans can touch him, but cannot grab him. They can fondle him, but not grope him. They can kiss him, but not tongue him. They can show him their sunglasses but not make him wear them.
Tyra Banks grabs Rosie's breasts.
LA jumps on the send Joe Francis to jail bandwagon. I won't rest until all 50 states come up with something to charge him with. I don't care if it's mopery, come up with something.
