Which blond bombshell, on a recent visit to Rome, became ill and soiled her bedsheets so badly that the hotel mattress had to be replaced? "Also, she and [her boyfriend] have a reputation for really dirty sex," says a snitch.
Wow, I've been so sick I thought I was going to die but I've never had to replace my mattress because of it. Eeeewww. Maybe it was the dirty sex that ruined the mattress...double eeeewww.
This is the grossest gossip item EVER. It actually made me sick when I read it this morning. FYI, anal sex can make people incontinent. I think that's what is implied by the item, but I mean, I don't know whether to believe it or not, because it's just too much. What is with these girls? Do they just let these guys do whatever they want? Because I thought Pete Wentz told an interviewer he likes anal too. John Mayer and Pete Wentz are so fucking disgusting, I can't handle it. And to think they have all these little fan girls who love them and are jealous of Ashlee and Jessica. It's crazy.
Rolling Stone is practically a porno mag these days. Naked chicks on the cover every other week. And the interviewers doing drugs with their subjects. Do they expect us to respect their reviews and whatnot? Because it's a joke.
OMFG! How DARE you accuse women of being homophobic for not liking anal sex! It is NOT homophobia to be a straight female and not like anal sex. Do whatever you want to do, but don't expect me to approve of it. Do you need people's approval for everything you do? I don't care what people do in their bedrooms, but I don't have to like it for myself either. You're gonna have to accept in life that people are gonna think that things you do are gross. Live your own life, not mine.
I don't believe she had anal sex before she was married. I think it's the crowd she started hanging around with during the end of her marriage that might have introduced her to this stuff.
this has to be jessica... is that a real (as in common knowledge) rumor about her 'saving' her vaginal virginity for marriage for Christian reasons, yet thinking God wouldn't mind if she had pre-maritial anal sex?????!!!!!!!! wow, please tell me it's true, priceless! lexi
umm...not all gay men have anal sex or like it. so to assume that someone not liking anal sex is homophobic is in itself a pretty ignorant comment that feeds into a generalization/stereotype. in other words: that comment is more homophobic than anything else on this board.
and also...just because you don't like something doesn't mean you're "anti-" it or anti- others doing it. just because you're not pro-something doesn't mean you're anti- it.
i don't like falafel, it doesn't make me anti- Middle Eastern and i'm certainly not against other people digging it.
oh...and it's jessica simpson. intro'd to the back door by knoxville and bam. mix that with a golden shower, and jessica simpson can add one more hyphenate to her list of mediocre careers: bathroom floor.
OK, I'm gonna stick up for 1:57. I don't think she was looking for anyone's approval for sex acts she enjoys, but was replying to the posters who said that JS must have low self esteem to let someone do that to her, and Mayer and Wentz are disgusting because they supposedly enjoy a little back door boogie, and that there is something wrong with women who "let" men "do it" to them. There are plenty of people, straight and gay, that enjoy that particular act, and your presumptions about them are wrong.
i agree with 7:46 and think it's immature to say 'ewww' to something. just because you don't like it doesn't mean you have to act like a kindergartner. i don't like liver but i can sit next to someone at a diner or restaurant eating it and keep my opinion to myself. it's just good sense.
^Stop telling other people what they can say and think. It's a free country. This isn't a dinner table, it's a public forum, and we're not bound by your rules.
Excuse me, but I was saying low self-esteem for letting someone PISS on her. I don't care what your beliefs are, that's just not cool. It's degrading and I stand by my statement. Her daddy messed her up real bad!!!
So are they a real couple or what? I thought EL insinuated that they were not about a week ago---am I wrong?
BTW-this is disgusting. Jessica Simpson is straight up nothing more than a useless splatter of dribbled shit---apparently she leaves her mark on the sheets when she stays in a hotel. Here's the bottom line---anal or v sex: It doesn't matter if you are married and you do either one with someone else that is not your spouse. Jessica is a retard plain and simple. She's stupid. We all know this. She isn't going to cure cancer anytime soon. To keep a guy around she seems the type who would allow them to degrade her in any sexually.
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ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson and John Mayer - they were recently in Italy... and she had the flu...
ReplyDeleteGolden Shower boy John Mayer and Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDeleteWow, I've been so sick I thought I was going to die but I've never had to replace my mattress because of it. Eeeewww. Maybe it was the dirty sex that ruined the mattress...double eeeewww.
ReplyDeleteI thought Jessica was brunette when in Rome w/Mayer?
ReplyDeleteshe pooped all over! ahahaha
ReplyDeleteIt was reported she was sick with the flu while they were in Rome. It's Jessica Simpson and John "Golden Showers" Mayer, for sure.
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson
ReplyDeleteI always carry my own bedding when I stay in hotels/motels....I'm not sleeping in someone else's ass gravy.
ReplyDeletebrendalove -eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
ReplyDeleteI love you Brendalove.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean what I think it means?
ReplyDeleteanal sex
rumors of that on her Dukes of hazards movie with her co stars
Love how her sister Ashlee is right under this entry!
ReplyDeleteThis is the grossest gossip item EVER. It actually made me sick when I read it this morning. FYI, anal sex can make people incontinent. I think that's what is implied by the item, but I mean, I don't know whether to believe it or not, because it's just too much. What is with these girls? Do they just let these guys do whatever they want? Because I thought Pete Wentz told an interviewer he likes anal too. John Mayer and Pete Wentz are so fucking disgusting, I can't handle it. And to think they have all these little fan girls who love them and are jealous of Ashlee and Jessica. It's crazy.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the rumor about John and golden showers? Does he like to give or receive?
ReplyDeleteDears, they're not necessarily referring to anal. John Mayer has stated quite publicly he enjoys giving golden showers. Think it was in Rolling Stone.
ReplyDeleteRolling Stone is practically a porno mag these days. Naked chicks on the cover every other week. And the interviewers doing drugs with their subjects. Do they expect us to respect their reviews and whatnot? Because it's a joke.
ReplyDeleteWell that's just gross.
ReplyDeleteLow self-esteem Jessica would let that jerk do that to her. Her daddy really messed her up. Gross.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Jessica Simpson the one that saved herself for marriage by only having anal sex?
ReplyDeleteshe totally saved v and gave up the pooper - what a retard
ReplyDeleteOMFG! How DARE you accuse women of being homophobic for not liking anal sex! It is NOT homophobia to be a straight female and not like anal sex. Do whatever you want to do, but don't expect me to approve of it. Do you need people's approval for everything you do? I don't care what people do in their bedrooms, but I don't have to like it for myself either. You're gonna have to accept in life that people are gonna think that things you do are gross. Live your own life, not mine.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe she had anal sex before she was married. I think it's the crowd she started hanging around with during the end of her marriage that might have introduced her to this stuff.
ReplyDelete1:57pm is a fucking retard.
ReplyDeletethis has to be jessica... is that a real (as in common knowledge) rumor about her 'saving' her vaginal virginity for marriage for Christian reasons, yet thinking God wouldn't mind if she had pre-maritial anal sex?????!!!!!!!! wow, please tell me it's true, priceless!
ReplyDeletelexi
oops, thought - not thinking
ReplyDeleteI blame Steve O and Johnny Knoxville.
ReplyDeletewait, nevermind, right the 1st time. saving, thus thinking. sorry, grammar issues over here.
ReplyDeleteThe rumor was that she felt she hadn't CHEATED during her marriage because she only did anal and not vag. Country dumb!
ReplyDeleteumm...not all gay men have anal sex or like it. so to assume that someone not liking anal sex is homophobic is in itself a pretty ignorant comment that feeds into a generalization/stereotype. in other words: that comment is more homophobic than anything else on this board.
ReplyDeleteand also...just because you don't like something doesn't mean you're "anti-" it or anti- others doing it. just because you're not pro-something doesn't mean you're anti- it.
i don't like falafel, it doesn't make me anti- Middle Eastern and i'm certainly not against other people digging it.
oh...and it's jessica simpson. intro'd to the back door by knoxville and bam. mix that with a golden shower, and jessica simpson can add one more hyphenate to her list of mediocre careers: bathroom floor.
have a nice day!
another website has this up, except it's a straight up story about it... as Jessica Simpson
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm gonna stick up for 1:57. I don't think she was looking for anyone's approval for sex acts she enjoys, but was replying to the posters who said that JS must have low self esteem to let someone do that to her, and Mayer and Wentz are disgusting because they supposedly enjoy a little back door boogie, and that there is something wrong with women who "let" men "do it" to them. There are plenty of people, straight and gay, that enjoy that particular act, and your presumptions about them are wrong.
ReplyDeletei agree with 7:46 and think it's immature to say 'ewww' to something. just because you don't like it doesn't mean you have to act like a kindergartner. i don't like liver but i can sit next to someone at a diner or restaurant eating it and keep my opinion to myself. it's just good sense.
ReplyDelete^Stop telling other people what they can say and think. It's a free country. This isn't a dinner table, it's a public forum, and we're not bound by your rules.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, but I was saying low self-esteem for letting someone PISS on her. I don't care what your beliefs are, that's just not cool. It's degrading and I stand by my statement. Her daddy messed her up real bad!!!
ReplyDeleteSo are they a real couple or what? I thought EL insinuated that they were not about a week ago---am I wrong?
ReplyDeleteBTW-this is disgusting. Jessica Simpson is straight up nothing more than a useless splatter of dribbled shit---apparently she leaves her mark on the sheets when she stays in a hotel. Here's the bottom line---anal or v sex: It doesn't matter if you are married and you do either one with someone else that is not your spouse. Jessica is a retard plain and simple. She's stupid. We all know this. She isn't going to cure cancer anytime soon. To keep a guy around she seems the type who would allow them to degrade her in any sexually.
But are they REALLY together?!
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