Morning Links

So Princess Beatrice can party just as hard as her cousins. I just want to know what the white stuff is on the side of her face. Does she have a wonky eye or just the oddest way of blinking? Notice the gentleman in the rear with the wide eyes. The very wide eyes. The kind of wide eyes that come when he knows his wife is going to see the photo and wonder wtf he was doing at a club when he said he had to work late.

Bart Simpson will be doing the full monty in The Simpson's movie.

A male escort says he was kidnapped and almost raped by Boy George. Uh huh. Take a look at their photos when you click the link and tell me how it happened again.

The Anna Nicole audio tapes. Coming soon will be the ANS post it notes and even crayon drawings from when she was 5. Later this year will be a book about how to get rich quick by saying you have something that belonged to Anna Nicole.