More Links--Joe Francis Calls A Federal Judge Crazy

"Hi. I'm Chris Klein. I can't believe I have to pretend I'm in a relationship with this woman. Yes, from the side and rear with her hair down she looks a great deal like Katie. Yes, she'll probably get pregnant by me and go run off with John Travolta, but I'm really tired of looking like I enjoy these types of relationships.

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Joe, Joe, Joe. I really hate you and don't use that word too often. One thing though is I didn't think you were stupid. However, calling a federal judge crazy is not a good move. This judge is going to be there until he dies and he can make your life miserable until that time. If I was an attorney in Florida and you ever did anything wrong, I would immediately file in that district again and again. Most of the time I would say don't bend over for the soap, but in this case, I think that someone will bend you over whether you like it or not.

Hey Chicago. The Ocean's Thirteen premiere is going to be in your city. Lock up the kids or else they might get mistaken for orphans and adopted.

ANS wanted to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe. It would make more sense for her to be buried there than Hugh Hefner.

Did you know that Dita Von Teese and Marilyn Manson weren't friends? Wow, I guess when you're married and your husband finds someone half their age to screw you stop being friends. Thanks People for pointing out the obvious.

Tom and the Scientologists invade NYC.