More Links--But First A Message From James Mathison

So all of you Aussies headed to Coachella. James just called and said he is wearing shorts and a shirt and will have a copy of On The Road in the pocket of his shirt. He is being accompanied by Jade who is wearing a white carnation. The first Aussie to spot them gets to be on Australian Idol. The second has to kiss Ryan Seacrest.

Now back to our regular programming.

Really there is a bunch of crap out there that everyone has already read. HOWEVER, here are some photos of Paris Hilton as a naked corpse. They are slightly NSFW, but are vaguely "art" and it is for a PSA so hopefully your boss won't fire you for looking at them. The pictures will also give you something to smile about all weekend.

Here is the rat gnawing on your face clip that Emily Mortimer's bow made me think of. I miss John Candy.