Let's Start With Some Links--ZX Later Today

So Paris Hilton's lawyer doesn't know she has the herp. That would be embarrassing if he had say, spent some time alone with her and not felt any protection was necessary and then went home to Mrs. Lawyer. Seriously, Mr. Lawyer, know your clients so you don't look like an idiot, and so they know you actually do care about them and not just their wallet.


Kirsten Dunst runs out of money, so Johnny Borrell dumped her. I know several readers who will be pleased. They are going to be less pleased to know that he is rumored to be headed back to his ex-girlfriend Fabiola Gatti.


Lauren Conrad tries to repair her image with some guy from American Idol. No, it's not Ryan. It's one of the contestants. You know. One of the people who will fade into obscurity over the next year or so, much like LC.


Charlotte Church takes a holiday in Thailand. Now, really the story here is the photos. Charlotte has put on a few pounds during her pregnancy and I'm okay with that and would never say anything bad about that at all. EVER. BUT, what's the deal with the cornrows in the hair, and when is the proper time to whisper in her ear, "one piece," without being a jackass?