How ZX Spent Her Monday Plus An Update Shortly
Is this legible?
They turned off my power Monday. I came back from the read through, (which actually went well despite my prev. griping,) to find that lovely note stuck in my door. Gosh Darn it. And I had very busy day planned- I was going to help my new best friend, the interviewer, look into buying a new car. Despite my inability to pay bills and file taxes, I have been the car fairy to a few people in my friends and family, managed to have two cars stolen, and crashed a few others. So all in all, I have more experience buying new and used cars than other people I know and it's actually a lot of fun. My horribly atrophied right brain gets to play. Somehow, between taking the note off my door and climbing in my car, I must have wadded it up and tossed it on the ground because it just wasn't there and I didn't have the address where I needed to go to turn back on my power. In addition, my new phone decided it would only dial letters, no numbers so I couldn't dial information for the DWP. I pulled over in a tornado of epithets all the while taking me nearer to 5P when my efforts would be moot. Turned out the Sim card had come loose and was scrambling my phone's "brain". That's actually a direct quote from Stacy at Cingular. Everything worked out and all candlelight was aesthetic, thank God. Very boring day plus was so tired when Dad's Bags called me, I started whining and he said that I was too complicated and he should probably take some other girl to this concert on Thursday. I said he probably should. Jesus, I'm too busy for this rigmarole. Yipe, I have to go to a meeting!
ROFL! These posts are getting funnier all the time!
ReplyDeleteThat was one of my favourite lines from the other day's post... "you were still in your dad's bags when I was in Baghdad". I would have started calling the dude Dad's Bags too.
PS: If you read the other thread, you'll know that Brendalove has us all referring to typos as "Laboutins" now. Thanks for that!
Wow ZX sounds like the beginning to a shitty day! Don't feel too bad everybody gets them once in awhile. In the words of Scarlett O'Hara "Tomorrow is another day". Hope it gets better.
ReplyDeleteHH
Give the girl a break. Who said actresses who shop knew how to spell... *cough* Blohan *cough*
ReplyDeleteI rest my case. Leave the girl alone, ya meanies!
Mel-mel
Dominique Swain if ZX.
ReplyDeleteMel-Mel - they're laughing 'with' ZX not 'at' ZX. And if she's the one that sent the photo, she's got a wicked sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteBrendalove, another standing ovation for you - "Laboutins" is the best new vernacular since 'I got Plutoed.' THANK YOU!
Oh, yes, definitely laughing WITH, not at. Was that not clear? I think ZX's posts are great!
ReplyDeleteAm also laughing with, not at..LOVE the pic of the shoe box!!!! Hehe
ReplyDeleteThanks ZX's
ReplyDeletelovin' your posts and love the pic so good!
Hez now that the Flames are out..
Go Van Go
OK you got us to laugh. Scene opens with: Jessica Rose, the "Lonelygirl15" actress, posting cropped eBay photos of shoe boxes that will prove her integrity and honesty as ZX.
ReplyDeleteheh heh, thanks youse guys.
ReplyDeleteZX, I hope you don't have any perishables in your refrigerator.
Hey ZX...kick that loser to the curb...you sound just like me...I can have all the money in the world in the bank, but I still forget to pay my bills...I've had every utility shut off at one point or another, always with the money in the bank...doy!
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to your big post!
Thanks, fo real! And I was born in CGY so I was secretly pulling for Kipper & the kids!
ReplyDelete'NUCKS over Ducks (hopefully in 4!)!!
Say, ZX - Enty is always describing himself to us (bald, overweight, old), but we don't believe him. Would you post a description? Come on, say yes!
ReplyDeleteMary mac who ZX is driving me nuts. I've researched and am still confused. Can you send me who you think it is to tw1043@txstate.edu?
ReplyDeleteZX ur hilarious! I hate it when those pesky "late" bills get "lost" in the mail. Okay I stack them in a pile until the stack is so high I HAVE to do something with them, u on the other hand are mad busy, so ur excuse is better. Keep the posts coming! And i hope ur day got better. Enjoy the week its beautiful outside!
TB
Enty: How are we doing this? Do we email you our zx submissions.
ReplyDelete'Cause there's a few of us waiting to see the pool.
;o)
Hez...im in Langley,where you at?
ReplyDeletejackie
my guess for ZX is Allison Lohman
I am convinced that Molly Sims is ZX after ENT's comment along with her picture, and that ZX and his car stealing friend is the same person. She fits every description as far as I can tell.
ReplyDeleteF.
Did someone kidnap Enty?
ReplyDeleteAmber Alert ya'll
ZX-
ReplyDeleteBeen there with the utility bills. Automatic bill draft is a wonderful thing.
I'm in the heart of the DTES, Jackie... a/k/a Cracktown. Right near the Woodwards bldg.
ReplyDeleteNever a dull moment!
Like the pic ZX...very funny.
ReplyDeleteHate those sucky days and yet we need them to recognise the fab ones and candlelight isn't a bad silver lining.
I too think Molly is ZX. Go to Molly Sims at wiki. Then go to her website. Look at the article from March.
ReplyDeleteIf not ZX then Molly is def. AP!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe comment about Pretty Woman caught my eye, the i started to notice all the M and o references. such as the three fingers and looking through the door or window in shape of an o. Lots of the pictures of Molly have been labeled Molly o Molly-MOM. Then again he never says anything to AP no matter what she does-and also never says anything bad about Molly because she is a FRIEND.
ReplyDeleteAlso one of her Pics said something like Do you think they will figure out our secret or your secret?
ReplyDeleteDo you think they will find the clue? I know also a kindness answer:)
ReplyDeleteHey ZX thanks for your wonderful post...keep them comming.
ReplyDeleteYes money in the bank....utility cut off...sounds familiar, LOL
Hope your day gets better.
ZX thanks for the pic of the Laboutin sign now I can spell it correctly even if I can't afford a pair of their shoes.
ReplyDeleteHez,
ReplyDeleteI love your secret support... Kipper is da bomb.
Sorry bout the game last night
but I am supportin the 'NUCKS over Ducks
You guys, Molly is not an award winning actress. And she doesn't have several movies coming out this year. Research.
ReplyDeleteWell, DS isn't making the talk show rounds either!
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