Flash Your Breasts And Eat All In One Convenient Location
Convicted sex offender Joe Francis is going to open a string of Girls Gone Wild restaurants. Instead of renting out bars for one of his estimated 700 annual parties, he is going to keep it all in house. Francis states there will be no filming and no flashing at the restaurants. Uh huh. So, the guy who invented it isn't going to allow it in his restaurants? Why because they are going to be family friendly? The first two restaurants are planned for Cabo San Lucas and Cancun which as everyone knows are really family friendly. I'm sure the parents and kids will be lining up to eat at them. Some thoughts and questions popped into my head while reading this.
1. If you flash, do you get to eat free?
2. Free tube of Valtrex at every meal.
3. Joe says it's a place where every girl will feel sexy. How? By having 200 drunk frat boys screaming at them, "Show your tits." Sure that's sexy.
4. Do you really think he isn't going to film? People are going to come for the food huh?
5. Will you feel safe using the bathroom?
6. Since he won't have to card people at the door, Joe will have a ready made excuse when the next 17 year old pops up on a tape.
The convicted sex offender also plans on designing and marketing a line of women's apparel including casual wear, lounge wear, and swim wear. I'm sure it will all be designed with that conservative flair for which Mr. Francis is known. I'm pretty confident there won't be any one piece bathing suits. Whoops, I take that back. He probably will only sell bottoms. All of his other wear will make a street hooker look well dressed. No doubt that fashion maven Kim Kardashian will design the line offering tips on how you can wear the apparel and still get f**ked at the same time. Comes with free chewing gum too.
In case you think Joe Francis is still all that. Please take the time to read this Claire Hoffman article. Also you may want to send out a letter to Darnell Riley who is a guy we should all love even if he was convicted of robbery and attempted extortion. Also comparing his sentence to that of Joe Francis makes you realize how f**ked up the world is.
