Flash Your Breasts And Eat All In One Convenient Location
Convicted sex offender Joe Francis is going to open a string of Girls Gone Wild restaurants. Instead of renting out bars for one of his estimated 700 annual parties, he is going to keep it all in house. Francis states there will be no filming and no flashing at the restaurants. Uh huh. So, the guy who invented it isn't going to allow it in his restaurants? Why because they are going to be family friendly? The first two restaurants are planned for Cabo San Lucas and Cancun which as everyone knows are really family friendly. I'm sure the parents and kids will be lining up to eat at them. Some thoughts and questions popped into my head while reading this.
1. If you flash, do you get to eat free?
2. Free tube of Valtrex at every meal.
3. Joe says it's a place where every girl will feel sexy. How? By having 200 drunk frat boys screaming at them, "Show your tits." Sure that's sexy.
4. Do you really think he isn't going to film? People are going to come for the food huh?
5. Will you feel safe using the bathroom?
6. Since he won't have to card people at the door, Joe will have a ready made excuse when the next 17 year old pops up on a tape.
The convicted sex offender also plans on designing and marketing a line of women's apparel including casual wear, lounge wear, and swim wear. I'm sure it will all be designed with that conservative flair for which Mr. Francis is known. I'm pretty confident there won't be any one piece bathing suits. Whoops, I take that back. He probably will only sell bottoms. All of his other wear will make a street hooker look well dressed. No doubt that fashion maven Kim Kardashian will design the line offering tips on how you can wear the apparel and still get f**ked at the same time. Comes with free chewing gum too.
In case you think Joe Francis is still all that. Please take the time to read this Claire Hoffman article. Also you may want to send out a letter to Darnell Riley who is a guy we should all love even if he was convicted of robbery and attempted extortion. Also comparing his sentence to that of Joe Francis makes you realize how f**ked up the world is.
Ugh, if you're gonna post pics of that evil spawn you really should give a warning first, I just had breakfast man.
ReplyDeleteIt is amazing to me that this man has made a fortune the way he has. Only in America, folks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I personally would prefer ZERO posts about him - even mentioning his restuarant in derogatory way is giving him publicity and I just think he is the BOTTOM of the barrel... or the shit underneath the bottom of the barrel...
ReplyDeleteLike I need another reason to hate Joe Francis.
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I can only hope that the restaurants and clothing line fail immediately. I think he's the biggest loser of all time but you have to also blame all the really stupid, drunk woman who've allowed themselved to be filmed and used in his videos without getting some of the profits. How many woman are still lining up for the chance for this film legacy if he can have 700 parties a year! Some of these dummies need to film their own girls gone wild and reap the benefit themselves.
ReplyDeleteRelated to this, I read all the time about celebrities who mingle with that creep Francis and go stay at his mansion in Mexico - Maniston the couple stayed there. I was nuetral on Anniston until I read she was his guest. Blech...
I just read the Claire Hoffman article. I am beyong shocked... I'm from the french part of Canada and therefore i'm fortunatly not in touch with "girl gone wild" phenomenon.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I find it sad that all of these girls see 15 min of fame worth acting like hos, it's more the lack of respect for women's physical integrity on the part of Joe Francis and cie that is shocking. His way of dealing with women in general is to treat them like animals and slaves. We all know he's a disgusting character, but to think that all these hollywood starlets and actors see something attractive and good in him is just criminal... ew
And I though that Paris Hilton, past her slutty attitude, was in fact pretty smart? Well I have a new found disdain for her and Lindsay Lohan...
Lanie, read the Claire Hoffman article, it's pretty much revealling on why all those girls (and to think of it, coming out of age kids) do it.
ReplyDeleteOMG-after reading that article, I feel physically ill. Joe Francis is a fucking slimebag who needs to be removed from the face of the earth. Or, at the very least, he needs to spend a very, very, very long time in a jail cell with "Bubba". One of these days, some girl's daddy is gonna show him the business end of a shotgun-wait and see.
ReplyDeletehe's a pig and the reporter should have had him arrested.
ReplyDeleteI never thought i could hate him more than i did...what a vile sad excuse for a human. My theory is he's a big QUEER and using all this GGW bidnes to make him appear straight...as the reporter alluded to. Obviously the man hates women, event hough he diens it...I dont know many guys with 3 sisiters who's pull this shit..unless did Ted Bundy have a few sisters???
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Sick bastard.
it took me a long time to read that article, because i kept getting up and running to the living room to report on what i had just read to my boyfriend. i feel ill. i literally feel ill. i knew francis was a manipulative sex offender, but now i think he's evil. i swear to God if i ever run into him on the street i'll mace him and kick him in the groin. i don't care if i get arrested for it, or if he sues me (he seems to sue every female who dislikes him). as the victem of sexual abuse i know what these girls are going through, and my rage towards francid builds. the bit about the pregnant woman miscarrying was the icing on the cake -- not only is he a rapist, but he's (somewhat indirectly) a baby-killer too. i live in paris, so i probably won't ever have a chance to see him on the street and mace him/dammage his groin irreperably, but i urge all the women of america to bring this beast down, even if all that means is keying his car. oh my Lord, i just realized that he probably gives all his rape victems herpes (did he give them to Paris Hilton, or she to him... it's like the chicken and the egg paradox)
ReplyDeleteWow, the Hoffman article was stomach turning.
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