CMT Music Awards
I've always been a big fan of LeAnn Rimes and have always thought she was pretty hot, but it's almost like her hair has been pulled back so hard that it took her eyes with it. 
"Hey LeAnn, I was on American Idol. You remember me? No, well I'm going to do something soon that will have everybody saying Kellie Pickler ya'll. By the way, LeAnn, how you like my new breasts. Not as big as Dolly's but they're gettin there huh?"
"I really don't want to be here. Richie's here and if I have to hear one more word about Denise Richards, I will kill him."
Carrie Underwood is perfection.
It's okay to like this Hilton. Tyler is no relation.
Taylor Swift sure does sparkle. She definitely has the big hair thing down pat.
"Hey LeAnn, I was on American Idol. You remember me? No, well I'm going to do something soon that will have everybody saying Kellie Pickler ya'll. By the way, LeAnn, how you like my new breasts. Not as big as Dolly's but they're gettin there huh?"
"I really don't want to be here. Richie's here and if I have to hear one more word about Denise Richards, I will kill him."
Carrie Underwood is perfection.
It's okay to like this Hilton. Tyler is no relation.Taylor Swift sure does sparkle. She definitely has the big hair thing down pat.
Leann Rimes looks alot like Ellen Pompeo in that photo.
ReplyDeleteIs Jon Bon Jovi going country?
ReplyDeleteSounds like Enty's trying to tell us that Kari Pickler's going to do Playboy.
ReplyDeleteKelly Pickler is so unattractive.
ReplyDeleteReally? I always thought she was cute. Like a poor man's Carrie Underwood. But now with the fake tatas, not so much.
ReplyDeleteLeanne has that unfortunate FAS face, fetal alcohol syndrome
ReplyDeleteIs LeAnn sporting a uni-brow or is it the lighting?
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift is wearing the ugliest, cheesiest dress this century. Where'd she get it? Ross?
ReplyDeleteJ.
hey ent, love the site, but as a native texan, i gotta point out that it's "y'all" not "ya'll"
ReplyDeleteLeAnn is so not attractive.
ReplyDeleteTyler Hilton looks like he's going to eat my brain when my back is turned.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, that is one massive noggin. Like, monstrously huge. I don't feel safe anymore. There's fivehead and then there's twenty-five head...
And hey, Taylor Swift! I think I had a Barbie with not only that same hairdo, but the same dress which I believe my aunt made.
Does yours also have a fluffy white cape made from one of your mom's fancy "when company comes" face cloths? Yeah? I thought it might.
Keep em crossed, honey. You're gonna need all the luck you can get.
re: Carrie Underwood
ReplyDeleteHey, what can I say? We grow 'em pretty here in Oklahoma!
Geeze, where was LeAnn Rimes' big ol' gay husband, and why the hell didn't he dress her?
ReplyDeleteAnon 11:22 - I think to perserverate on particular topic is a sign of FAS.
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