You Heard About Paris Losing Her Virginity, But Who Gave Her The Herp?
So I'm sure you've all read about how Paris Hilton lost her virginity to Randy Spelling when she was 15. In case you haven't read the sneaky little guy's story, just click here. See, the article leaves out some interesting facts, and also makes me wonder.
1. Why was Paris Hilton's grandma trying to protect her daughter's virginity and not her parents?
2. Were Randy and Paris dumb enough to try and stay at a Hilton hotel?
3. So how fast can Paris be? According to Randy, there was a knock on the hotel room door, and when he turned around he saw Paris fully dressed and running with her suitcase? WTF? (no offense to the commenter who uses that name) Either they were already about to leave or had just got there before unpacking because WE know Paris had the biggest damn suitcase on the planet.
4. How did Paris get home?
5. Who gave Paris the Herp?
6. Why are Howard K Stern and Larry Birkhead now claiming to have taken Paris Hilton's virginity?
7. Has Randy Spelling got laid since without using his last name?
8. When Randy related his story about meeting Paris in the club, who was the drunk one because that sentence Paris said made no damn sense. It was worse than my writing.
9. Even if Paris is a tramp now, I don't think a guy should go around saying he took someones virginity.
10. Is Randy jealous now that Tori is back in the good graces of mama?
11. Why do I even care enough to write this much about it?
Have to agree on #9, that's just tacky. Also, a little part of me is going to die now, but I have to defend paris a little here. She may or may not be a raging slut (depends on your definition of "slut" I guess) but she seldom talks about private details about her past lovers. Most of the time, when you hear details it comes from the guy. She has BAD BAD BAD taste in men. I never watched the full "one night in paris" tape because I couldn't get past her weird, needy (sincere?) "I love youuuuu! Do you love meeeee?" schtick. It made me feel really bad for her.
ReplyDeleteI hate to think this much about it, but something or someone must've SERIOUSLY fucked her up during her childhood. Not just because of her childlike sexuality but also because of her notorious ways of befriending other popular girls then eventually stabbing them in the back.
So...according to the link she's slept with at least 150 people? That is seriously gross.
ReplyDeleteHow did Paris get home? Some random
ReplyDeleteWho gave Paris the herp? Which time?
There's a book about the Hiltons, don't remember the author, that sheds a lot of light. Her mother & grandmother showed her the way apparently. I thought that this site had banned any news on her and all the rabble swore off anything to do with the "socialite"?
ReplyDeleteOK it the House of Hilton by Jerry Oppenheimer and I meant "socialite" in a totally sarcastic way.
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:46 I've wondered the same thing. I saw a TV profile about her family and her grandmother and mother were both weird and that answered some of my questions on what childhood/genetics produces someone like Paris. She's like one of the Gabor sisters or something.
ReplyDeleteAs for who gave her the Herp, now that everyone knows then she spill on who gave it to her if they didn't tell her about it before hand. There seems to be a lot of celebs who have it but don't tell their conquists. The way they all trade partners, I find it hard to believe they don't all have it.
My guesses on who gave her H:
ReplyDelete1. Vincent Gallo
2. Eddie Furlong
3. Joe Francis
4. Nick Carter
I'm surprised she waited until 15 to have sex. Unless she lied to this tool.
ReplyDeleteI think he is jealous of Tori and trying to get publicity for his new show.
Who gave her the Herp????
ReplyDeleteHello...Joe Francis..or that asshat Rick Solomon.
I wanted to try and answer these questions one by one, but I'm afraid my fingers will catch something.
ReplyDeleteParis' aunt Kim Richards should have taken her away to Witch Mountain a looong time ago when she had the chance.
she was way cuter as a kid.
ReplyDeleteblue contacts are creepy
ReplyDeleteyeah, i think she's pretty as a teen. now she's creepy and ridiculous
ReplyDeleteDon't tell Hez that 10:48.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell Hez that 10:48.
ReplyDeleteSee? Creepily obsessive. Can't go two posts without taking a swipe. Who's got the problem here?
ReplyDeleteI think Santa Cop has my name as a keyboard shortcut.
Next up: potshots at my "fake boobs".
PS Why are the roots of Paris' hair green? Some kind of ooze seeping out from where the brain used to be? (You've had the same surgery -- how does that work, Santa Cop? )
Ok, i didnt mean to start crap between you two ladies. Im new to this site and i dont get all the inner griping and off topic stuff.
ReplyDeleteI just think blue contacts are strange looking especially on women who have that fake tan (orange) skin.
Paris as a teen kinda looks like Sophia Coppola.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't really start anything, 11:19 -- somebody very juvenile likes to make petty insults at me in the comments to almost every post here lately.
ReplyDeleteBTW I don't like Brit's blue contacts either. I think brown eyes are perfectly nice -- maybe cuz no one in my family has them.
The Herp giver guesses:
ReplyDelete1.Eddie Furlong
2.Tom Sizemore
3.colin farrel
4.Derryck Whibley
I can't believe how different she looks! That explains why she and Nicky look so different NOW. Hey! How is Kim Richards Paris's aunt? Who is she married to? (Or is she a Hilton by birth?)
ReplyDeleteAll that is just guessing. Paris has been dosed with the hep multiple times.
ReplyDeleteLibby, Paris' mother Kathy Hilton (nee Richards) is indeed Kim's older sister. There's a middle sister too, named Kyle (it says she has a daughter named -I shit you not- Farrah).
ReplyDeleteBesides boring old Wikipedia, this info is from a fansite I found with a ton of Kim Richards info and links. Maybe too much info, but fun for trivia purposes.
http://www.kimrichards.net
It looks like the guy is pretty into the whole family and has links to Kim's movies (as a kid and later) as well as quite a few of Paris' movies (with a few notable exceptions, wink wink).