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Satirically speaking, Al Reynolds has this to say about Star Jones.
1."Damn. I guess I'll just close my eyes again and pretend she's a man."
2. "Just keep thinking about the money. "
3. "Her arms really do look like chicken wings. I just thought that was an expression."
4. "Ooh that bartender is cute."
5. "Damn. Did she just fart?"
6. "I wonder who I can get to sponsor our divorce."
7. "Everyone thought the David Gest/Liza Minelli marriage was bad."
Keanu Reeves tries to impress his date by showing that he does actually own something.
"You do realize that after our date, I'm going to wander the streets looking homeless."
No headband. No Jessica. All is right with the world.
