1."Damn. I guess I'll just close my eyes again and pretend she's a man."
2. "Just keep thinking about the money. "
3. "Her arms really do look like chicken wings. I just thought that was an expression."
4. "Ooh that bartender is cute."
5. "Damn. Did she just fart?"
6. "I wonder who I can get to sponsor our divorce."
7. "Everyone thought the David Gest/Liza Minelli marriage was bad."
Keanu Reeves tries to impress his date by showing that he does actually own something.
"You do realize that after our date, I'm going to wander the streets looking homeless."
No headband. No Jessica. All is right with the world.
Star looks like a praying mantis
ReplyDeleteI love the expression on his face. Maybe he is saying "don't fancy yours much" "oh".
ReplyDeleteFor us Brits, could you say who he is and the two in the car please?
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Ryan is looking scrumptious! Thanks for the pic, still mad at you though.
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ReplyDelete6. Girls. Ew.
ReplyDeleteAh, much clearer now, thanks for updating.
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These are getting funnier every day, Ent.
ReplyDeleteShort and punchy, like a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot come to life.
Mmmmm.... Ryan Reynolds!
ReplyDeleteUnoriginal but cant help it!