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James Blunt and Petra split up in February. They still made me look bad though.
Brad and Angelina are getting married for the 85th time.
Evangeline Lilly hated being a flight attendant. She especially hated the people she dealt with on a daily basis. She also said the job has no redeeming qualities. If I were Evangeline, I would travel by private jet for awhile or make sure to bring your own food and water. Flight attendants have lots and lots of time to figure out how to make your life miserable on a flight.
Eddie Griffin crashed a Ferrari worth $1.5 million yesterday but was unhurt in the crash.
Hey Tom Cruise and Sylvester Stallone. High heels for men are in style this year.No need to hide anymore. Just show your high heel love.
Haha - the E. Lilly comment was a crack up.
ReplyDeleteI love how bryanboy.com calls this combo "Meggings" and "Meels".
ReplyDeleteUGH!
ReplyDeletehow in the world is eddie griffin driving a 1.5 million dollar ferrari?
ReplyDeleteit doesn't make sense.
Bring her own water on the flight? Sounds like you haven't flown anytime recently, ENT...
ReplyDeleteTrue 1:29, this author definitely hasn't flown in quite some time. There's been many other off the wall, obviously hasn't travelled, fictional accounts of places and things.
ReplyDeleteThe posters don't seem to be able to recognize a joke. For some reason they want to find something out of place and then say why they are better or why EL is or is not the person he claims to be. The joke kind of loses its luster if EL has to write something like, Evangeline should carry on her own water which should of course be in a container which is 3oz or less. Of course she can declare a larger amount by letting the TSA people know in advance of screening. Are you posters that anal?
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that the last two posters don't live in the US. I flew this morning and got a Starbucks after security and brought it on the plane. I even did some checking on the TSA website. Here is a quote.
We have also taken steps to ensure the security of the boarding areas after you pass through our security checkpoints. Therefore, any liquid, gel or aerosol, such as coffee or soda, purchased in the secure area beyond the security checkpoint is allowed aboard your plane.
If you don't like the jokes, there are plenty of websites where they criticize everything. Start a blog that criticizes this blog. I'm sure EL would even link to it.
I also think it is interesting that the negative comments come back to back on many of these comments sections which leads me to believe it is the same person over and over which is even more pathetic.
Wow, frequent flyer, that was awesome. Our little Buzzkill Betty is such a crushing bore, you took the words out of a lot of people's exhausted mouths. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteAnd ITA, EL very likely would link to a blog that made fun of his. (But I guess those that can't do will simply bitch on ad nauseam...)
Is there anything Evangeline Lilly doesn't whine about ?
ReplyDeleteLove how Eddie looks proud of himself for totalling a $1.5M car - what an ass.
ReplyDeleteDlisted and others are reporting that the Eddie Griffin crash was a publicity stunt! No wonder he's so happy with himself. Payday!
ReplyDeleteIn the video, as the vehicle hits the wall, the guy who owns it (standing there watching) doesn't even flinch.
i'm sorry. i don't care who or why...
ReplyDeleteif somebody crashed my ferrari, i'd probably be doing 5--10.
and the same goes for the firebird that i actually DO drive.