Sylvester Stallone is going to hire a body double for Rambo Part 25. He is going to hire a 30 year old for the body shots. OK, sure. The audience will believe that. They will take a look at his tired 60 year old face and then the camera will pan down to a 30 year old body. Uh-huh. That HGH thing not going to work out so much now huh?
Here's a way to mess up an 8 year old kid more than hanging out with Tom Cruise. Bindi Irwin is going to star in her own television series. OK, I think it's a little sad, but I can deal with that part. Bindi's co-star is going to be none other than her dear ole departed dad. Using old footage of Steve Irwin, it will appear the two are doing the show together. I'm sure this will have no impact on the 8 year old girl. She's 8. 8!! Besides freaking Bindi out, how about the parents around the world trying to explain what the dead dad is doing there to a bunch of other 1st and 2nd graders when they are watching the show.
So I'm guessing the Black Eye Peas love to party. I know Fergie looks different without makeup, but this is kind of ridiculous. Wouldn't want to wake up next to that in the morning. (See, now if I left it at that 99% of you would realize it's a joke and be laughing. BUT, there would be one commenter who would say, doesn't he know that's Taboo. Ent must not be an insider. ) Guess what? I think Fergie jumped on a plane from London because she was having a crappy time at Diddy's party, took off her drag, got into her car, stopped by a dealer where he/she picked up some pot and some booze and then hit the road. 20 miles east of LA means only one thing baby. He/she was heading to Vegas. (I don't know where I'm going with this but it would make a cool video)
i don't understand why someone isn't carting bindi to therapy? how she's reacting is not normal. if she's a mess of a teenager, i won't be surprised.
ReplyDeleteBwahaha! ^5 Ent. That was really quite funny. I raise my sippy cup to you!
ReplyDeleteNow all you need is the Santa suit.
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Holy shit! How high was the "person" who wrote this? Do they have " fake lawyer rehab" coverage?
ReplyDeleteAs Santa Cop rushes to the scene waving his Court-Appointed Debunker badge...
ReplyDeleteStart counting, kids. Santa Cop clearly has a quota of "this site is fake" posts to meet, and his day is just getting started.
Somebody help me out here. What's the name of that movie coming out that Rose McGowan is in and she has a gun for a leg?
ReplyDeleteI can't think of the name to save my life.
It's Grindhouse, BLove.
ReplyDeleteCheck out the hot red dress she's wearing in the premiere pics from yesterday!
Thank you thank you thank you! I am totally into someone having a gun for a leg. Think of how that would go over on Dancing with the Stars! And it would be the ultimate safe sex too!
ReplyDeleteAnd if you actually want to have sex, just make sure the safety is on.
ROFL -- I'm sure if HMM had one, Paul would be dead by now.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to find out how she makes the thing shoot! Ovary flexion?
ReplyDeleteYep, this one is going to be much better than Snakes on a Plane....
Ovary Flexion = next big chick band.
ReplyDeleteEnt...you left out a phrase....
ReplyDelete...how about the parents around the world trying to explain what the dead dad is doing there to a bunch of other 1st and 2nd graders.... "who have also lost a parent"...
'cause sadly, there are a lot of them these days.
"Start counting, kids. Santa Cop clearly has a quota of "this site is fake" posts to meet"
ReplyDeleteMy guess? 10
ROFL WTF!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to "Price Is Right" you and say 25. (Do I hear one dollar?)
::passes around sippy cup full of whiskey::
Oh, Sanjaya, you hair provides endless amusement. He is very smart to play that up.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the concept behind Bindi's show sounds very extreme. There's nothing wrong with using the existing footage they have for the program they had planned long ago. It's not like I've stopped watching Tommy Boy or SNL reruns because Chris Farley has died :P In any case, I don't think the show producers will edit the show to appear as if Steve is still actively filming new material... that would leave a bad taste in everyone's mouth.
I'm a little confused about the first comment regarding Bindi's mental health. She seems to be doing okay to me. Have I missed something?
"I'm a little confused about the first comment regarding Bindi's mental health. She seems to be doing okay to me. Have I missed something? "
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming the poster is saying that since the little girl is poised and practical and still wants to work with animals that somehow that means she's in denial over the death of her father or that she should be depressed and on anti-depressants instead of accepting it and moving on.
My opinion? I'm sure that Terry is doing everything that needs to be done for her daughter and son and isn't trying to capitalize on Steve's death. Fact is Bindi has grown up around animals and people and animals are born and die. And who are we to judge how someone else mourns?
Anon 3.48
ReplyDeleteThere were reports after Steve's death that Bindi was 'too happy'.
Her Mum was worried she was not dealing or coping well. Personally I dunno how one can tell a child is coping after such an event. Too sad is worrisome, too happy even more so I guess.
wtf is right too. Maybe the kid is coping in her own way who knows?
Bindi was already in production for the show before her dad died. In fact, Steve Irwin was filming a segment for the show when he died.
ReplyDeleteThe girl has spent almost her whole life in the limelight and on TV. Getting back into work that she enjoys is probably the most normal way for her to deal with the loss.
I can understand the concept of "too happy" where Bindy is concerned. However, I feel it is a testament to the spiritual bond she had with her father. In the bible it tells us to look at life through the innocent eyes of a child. That is because children have a great way of overcoming adversity, having faith and moving on.
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ROFL on the MO-hawk. Sanjaya, Sanjaya, Sanjaya. Honey. What can I say besides, OMG! WTF were they thinking to do that to you, cute stuff?
ReplyDeleteWhere can his hair go from here?
O.G.