This site will cure it. You can choose from hundreds of actors and actresses. The site wants you to register but you don't have to. Also, I guess some of the activities or people cost money, but I saw Tom Cruise was free so I was good. I am linking to the Tom Cruise doll, but you can mess with anyone you want.
Is there a cute Hispanic gardener to pose him with? Cuz I hear that's what Tommy REALLY likes...
ReplyDeleteOr how about a spaceship so I can fulfill my fantasy of removing him from the planet once and for all?
And come to think of it, why is it the ones who believe in aliens keep hanging around OUR planet? Go, be with your people already, starchild!!
Can I just say how much I am diggin' the EL Tom Cruise stuff? It is cracking me up.
ReplyDeleteI cannot take TC and his staged "happy family life" any more and if his oh-so-thin facade is starting to crack and crumble, that would be just dandy in my book.
And btw (if the leaks are correct), what lawyer would let Katie sign a prenup that says they have to be married for 15 years before she gets a dime? Brutal!