Hey! What Is That Under Your Dress? aka Jeremy Piven's Date

See, Jeremy Piven would have you believe that he identified the attractive woman hitting on him as a transsexual early on in the conversation. He would not want anyone to think that he discovered it later when it would be more difficult to explain and to extricate yourself from a tricky situation. This would be especially true if many people saw you leaving with said transsexual after you told those same people you thought she was hot. But of course he nipped it in the bud so to speak and did not do anything with her. Uh huh. BTW, the fact that I am using Eva Longoria's photo with Jeremy in a posting about transsexuals does not in fact make me think that Eva is a transsexual or even looks like a transsexual. Her makeup accentuates her femininity and in no way makes her appear to be a woman who used to be a man. I just want to make it clear that this photo was the first photo of Jeremy I found. Well actually the sixth. But I hate that photo with him and Lindsay Lohan and there are some with his shirt off and that doesn't quite make that transsexual point. Or maybe it does.