In what is fast becoming a nationwide epidemic, another celebrity is making sure his frank and beans are still there and well adjusted. I think Marc Anthony is telling the world he only has one bean. Quite possibly, J-Lo has taken his other one. He could also be telling the world how big it is which could be the reason why he and J-Lo are having marital problems.
I think he is just a dick.
ReplyDeleteJ-Ho likes them like that... she likes the challenge of castrating them... *shrug*
This picture must be 6 months old, you can do better than that.
ReplyDeleteEL - good stuff! The writing, not MAnt's bean...
ReplyDeleteEr, he's giving the finger to the paparazzi. Grabbing your nuts gives the same message. Dominic was doing the same.
ReplyDeletepic is from a year and half ago
ReplyDeleteanon 354 why are you her again?
ReplyDeletenegative shit jus doesnt play well on comments
just sayin
Very funny, El.
ReplyDeleteTrue 3:54. Actually "invisible" it plays really well, funny and honest. The whole point of this blog is comments for the ridiculous "writer" and those that defend it no matter how it defies logic. Please see the comments for the Mischa article above if you need it clarified further.
ReplyDeleteDoes he have socks in there or something? I refuse to believe Skeletor is packing that much heat.
ReplyDeleteEwwww! I need my brain washed.
something tells me he has grabbed alot of male crotch...
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ReplyDeleteI am thinking why she is soo quick to jump in and out of marriages! This man not only has a shitload of kids (I understand 4), but he is well known in Puerto Rico for having a cocaine problem!
ReplyDeleteWhy does she even wanna be bothered with all this?
Anon 6:26-Is that you, Perez??
ReplyDeletehe's the answer t o this blind item..
ReplyDeleteHe has to go everywhere she goes to keep an eye on him cuz he's addicted to cocaine. He's already been to rehab but she's afraid he'll relapse. Did you see him at the oscars he was twitching so bad,like he needed a hit.