Britney Spears Pees A Lot And Is Jacked Up On Caffeine. Also Her New Man Ho Uses The L Word And He Ain't Talking About the Showtime Series

Two articles on Britney today. One talks about how she has a bad attitude in rehab and is drinking a case of Coke everyday. I guess she is planning on some endorsements when she gets out. The other article from TMZ is an interview with the new man ho, Jason Filyaw and he says that he and Britney are very close and that he loves her. He did not say whether they are dating. A couple of things here.

1. How the hell do you date in rehab? Honey, would you like to go down to the smoking area, and then maybe take a walk over to the snack bar to see if they have any Coke left? When the AA meeting is over do you want to go down to the television room and watch CSI?

2. Why is he already giving interviews to TMZ if he supports her 100%?

3. If you drink a case of Coke a day and sleep 8 hours a day and 2 hours a day smoking, how many Cokes do you need to drink an hour to hit 24 and how many times do you have to pee an hour? Are they just 12 oz cans or is she doing the 32 oz bottles? Can you even sleep at all if you are drinking that much Coke?

4. He says that he recorded with Britney in 2003 and they kept in touch. Translation-- they were at the same recording studio in 2003 and since then he has seen her on television.