Friday, March 09, 2007

Andy Roddick Caption Of The Day





What Is Andy Roddick Thinking?
(a) OMG, I should never have left Mandy Moore. BUT, I know she is happy in that fake relationship with DJ AM.
(b)Maybe sleeping with Paris Hilton was not the best idea I have ever had.

(c) OMG, I am so bored. I wonder if anyone has ever done a tennis jack.

(d)Maybe if I pull on it, everyone in the locker room won't laugh because it is so small.
(e)Doing the pee-pee dance.

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:08 AM

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4 comments:

  1. B :)9:16 AM

    Ent: Pee-Pee dance?

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  2. Anonymous9:28 AM

    If he slept w/big hands then he probably has crabs - heard they are itchy...

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  3. Anonymous12:43 PM

    lol #2 definitely!!

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  4. Eeyore1:22 PM

    I thought maybe he had crabs, and the itchies don't stop just 'cause your playing tennis. All the sweat prolly aggravates the little buggers.

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