Today's Blind Items
This A-List actor notorious for not having a full head of hair was recently sweating heavily. He thought he was hidden from anyone approaching and removed his headgear to wipe away the sweat. When he did, he revealed the most hideous comb-over in the history of comb-overs. What was even more shocking was the total lack of hair to comb over. Our spy indicated there were about ten hairs in total trying to cover up the massive bald area right down the middle of his head.
What husband cannot stand to see his wife have all the spotlight? The wife is scheduled to make a big television appearance alone, and the husband has told her she cannot do it unless he is right next to her. If he can't, then he won't let her.
#1 John Travolta? Hes been wearing those do-rags for the "hog" movie lately.
ReplyDeleteTravolta was on Leno last night and def. not him. I think Matthew Mconneghy (sp)
ReplyDeleteFor #1 I would say Nicolas Cage - he was just photographed with all those cowboy hats and he is definitely balding. Also possibly Mel Gibson, Tom Hanks, John Travolta. Jeremy Piven has a receding hairline as well but I think his plugs help out a lot.
ReplyDelete#2 might be Posh and Becks or the Creepy Cruises - Tom and Kat(i)e. I don't think it is Tom and Katie since she is unlikely to find work even on TV, but Posh makes sense since she just signed on to the reality show. Maybe Becks wouldn't let it be a show just about her so now it is about both of them?
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#1 - Either Nic Cage or John T
ReplyDelete#2 - No idea
#1 Nic cage
ReplyDeleteNick Cage for #1 for sure. I remember seeing a pic of him exiting a convertible, when he got caught in a small wind surge. It looked like Homer Simpson's do.
ReplyDeleteThats why everyone's been making fun of him for having weird hair for this whole ghost rider thing.
Maybe?
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It's not travolta since he's notorious for not having a full head of hair- while john travolta has a lot of hair. I'm going to go out on a limb and say tom cruise for 1.
ReplyDeletegavin rossdale for 2?
#2 - How about J Lo & Mark Anthony?
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J.Lo and Marc Anthony for #2?
ReplyDeleteand Travolta wears a wig...whether he's bald underneath I can't say, but there are loads of close up paparazzi pics out there where you can see quite clearly that he's wearing a wig.
J.Lo and Skeletor for #2?
ReplyDeleteJust throwing Ben Affleck into the mix for number 1, though I am not convinced myself that he is any more bald than the other guesses. I also like the Matthew Mc guess.
ReplyDeleteTom and Katie were the first names that popped into my head for number 2, but that might be way too obvious.
Travolta came to mind for#1 because the gossips were making fun of his rug.
ReplyDeleteYeah Tomkat seems almost too obvious for #2 but it fits so well - what other wife is so brow-beaten that the hubby can tell her that she can't do something like that?
ReplyDeleteI like Nic for #1 though... why do guys do that anyways - just go bald for goodness sake - it looks worlds better than comb-overs and toupees...
#1 - Nic Cage
ReplyDelete#2 - Tom & Katie
2 IS DEF j.lo and marc aint she meant to be on american idol soon?
ReplyDelete1: John Travolta, great picture of him with some head gear on the site today.
ReplyDelete2: j.lo and Marc Anthony sounds good.
Could number 1 be Jude Law? He seems to have been thinning for a while, and has taken to combing it back. He also wears hats quite a lot.
ReplyDeleteNot sure for two, but I don't think Dave and Vicky, 'cause they both do a lot separately. Unless you believe the new rumours that they are 'living apart', and he wants to do another famous Beckhamish 'Look how together we are' opportuinty. I do love 'em though.
#1 i think matthew mcconaughy. hes always sweating. and always has head gear on.
ReplyDelete#2 i'm pretty confident with marc and j lo. shes supposed to go on american idol- im sure he will be in the audience if not on the judging stand. when she was on dancelife- he was right there beside her.
I agree with John T. for #1.
ReplyDelete#2 I would also guess JLo & Mark. Solo appearance would be her upcoming appearance on American Idol.
1- matt m.
ReplyDelete2- jlo/marc
I don't think that #2 is the Beckhams bc I read in an article (don't remember where now, and too lazy to search) about the new reality show that David wants to take the backseat in the show and have minimal exposure.
ReplyDelete1. John T
ReplyDelete2. J Lo & Marc
My guess is J Lo and M. She has been plugging her appearance on American Idol as if she were going to perform at the Grammy's with about 10 nominations under her belt.
ReplyDeleteAt her peak, a few years ago, she probably would have publicy ridiculed the show for even thinking of her to do so. Now that the mighty have fallen, she probably had her people beg them to let her sing on the show. Simon Cowell's face will be one to watch during that performance.
Most obvious hint of all, when was the last time J-Lo sang a song without M? Filmed a movie without M? Made a public appearance without M? "Anything" without M?
Mark is huge in Spain, etc and quite wealthy from what I understand. However, this is America and do we really care 2 cents about him? No. We don't care to see him on the red carpet, at award shows, on Entertainment Tonight, that movie they filmed together, blah, blah, blah. However, Mark continues to pay big bucks to make sure we do see him with Jenny each and every time. Trust the paps are not stalking him for big pay day photos.
He pseudo crossed over back in the 90's ... but not quite. No matter how rich and famous artists from other countries are, they all want the same adulation in the US, and Jenny did it. Jenny achieved more success here than Mark, Shakira, Louis Miguel; all of them. She did the inconceivable with a simultameous #1 box office movie and #1 cd.
He knew what he was doing when he married her. I'm sure he thought he could finally cross over to huge American success on her back. But alas, it's not to be... as her star has faded quickly since she married him.
I will not be at all surprised to see Jenny sing half a song on Idol, followed by a fake surpise appearance by M, for another aweful duet circa Grammy's 2005. Carry on Mark and Jenny ... carry on.
Doesn't John Travolta have hair plugs and not a rug?
ReplyDelete#1 - Maybe Nic Cage. Matthew McConnaughey might be thinning a bit but has more than just a Homer Simpson-ish few.
#2 - sounds like JLo & Marc. They seem to be doing everything together lately. :/
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Doesn't John Travolta have hair plugs and not a rug?
ReplyDelete#1 - Maybe Nic Cage. Matthew McConnaughey might be thinning a bit but has more than just a Homer Simpson-ish few.
#2 - sounds like JLo & Marc. They seem to be doing everything together lately. :/
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Sorry for the double post, not quite sure how that happened.
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travolta for numba 1
ReplyDeleteand i'll go with the other sheep and say jlo and marc for numba 2
Ok, you all have me convinced that it's Jennifer and Marc. But I should say that JLo, as a singer, is not really a "cross-over" from another country to the US, though she is a cross-over in other ways. First from film to music, and then from music in English to music in Spanish.
ReplyDeleteMy immediate thought for #1 was George Clooney. Nic Cage though, is a good guess too.
ReplyDeleteI don't think JLo and MA are so significant, that either one of them are getting spotlights to fight over. I don't know the answer to #2 though.
BI #1: Nicolas Cage. No doubt. Funny thing is I don't see what is wrong with a nice toupee. William Shatner wears them... has a whole closet of them... and they look good. So I think it is time Nicolas gives a call to Shatner's wig maker. Pronto. Cause Nicolas does not have the face to pull off the bald look.
ReplyDeletePlus... practically every female in LA can have fake boobs, butts, lips and botox the life out of their faces and no one cares... what is wrong with a man buying himself a little wig or two?
BI #2
I am not feeling the Jennifer/Mark angle. Mostly cause she is a life time member of the "Got to have a man" club, that I doubt she would go anywhere without him.
I am thinking the answer is going to be someone younger and not near as famous... or have that kind of money that Lopez has...
I like George Clooney for #2 because of the headgear comment. Clooney is filming Leatherheads where he would be wearing helmets. The thing is I was wondering if Clooney is notorious for having a head of hair. Being gorgeous yes, but good hair? That is still bothering me.
ReplyDeleteAnon 1:12 made a very good case for JLO & MA, but why would JLO put up with any of that? I really can't stand her, but surely she knows that she can do better than a zombie, especially if said zombie is that controlling.
GGA
Travolta apparently has a wig from "ear to ear", on lots of sites. Although Nic Cage uis another good one. I'm not getting Marc A & JL though. By the way Marc is a NYer, is huge in latin market & J-lo "crossover" and his is due to mucho money from sales there of not only cds but everything. It's great for her, increases her by-products sales & having Marc w/ her helps her build Latin fan base abroad. Maybe Tori Spelling?
ReplyDeleteJLo is probably traumatized by her experience with Ben, and now thinks that control means love, ala Marc.
ReplyDeleteJLo doesn't understand men, period. She hasn't a clue what to expect from them. So self involved, she neglects the common knowledge of how human relationships are formed and maintained.
1. Travolta
ReplyDelete2.Marc Anthony
what about David Spade for number one?
ReplyDeleteHe wouldn't be A list, would he?
what about David Spade for number one?
ReplyDeleteHe wouldn't be A list, would he?
what about David Spade for number one?
ReplyDeleteHe wouldn't be A list, would he?
GGA, J-lo is all about publicity. She knows she took it too far with Affleck and was overexposed, and people got sick of her quick. She knows she has to lay low for awhile, but don't think for a second she isn't masterminding her big "comeback." my guess is she'll leave Mark, and then do the Oprah/People sob-story circuit talking about how hard her marriage to Mark was, and how he was so controlling, and oh my it was so hard but look how strong I am. And I predict the public will eat it up. She'll drag him through the mud to climb to the heights of stardom on his back. I don't think for a second she doesn't have every move planned.
ReplyDeleteHow about Jack Nicolson for #1, assuming he shaved off his 3 remaining hairs before the Oscars?
ReplyDelete#2 is not the Beckhams. David would never dare to tell victoria to do anything. She has the family braincell.
I'm feeling the Ben Affleck for #1.
ReplyDeleteOh I totally agree that JLO is very conniving and planning a big comeback, but what she doesn't realize is that she is totally played out. No one cares anymore.
ReplyDeleteGGA
ms_wonderland, I read yesterday that Jack Nicholson's hair was shaved for a role he's shooting where he plays a cancer patient or something.
ReplyDeleteduring the oscars coverage on NBC - Jlo was interviewed , i forget the 2 male guys- ropert something?
ReplyDeleteanyway- Jlo was talking about going on American Idol - she said and I quote
"yes, WE will be there"
she looked to her side and then said
"and when i say we , i mean me and my band"
i doubt MA tells that women anything. In fact , it is also documented she sucks the blood out of him to keep her youth.
Ted Danson is famous for concealing his baldness.
ReplyDeleteHey Ent,
ReplyDeleteI guess you didn't see the oscars. Too bad. I was kinda hoping you would use this one thing for a blind item or a clue for a blind item.
When the winner of best screenplay was announced - Michael Arndt - the little piece of trivia that they announce as he approaches the stage was that HE HAD TO QUIT HIS JOB AS ASSISTANT TO MATTHEW BRODERICK to write "Little Miss Sunshine".
Really? Matthew Broderick had an obviously gay "assistant"? Well.. that.. ought not to have been a cover for anything..
Because, surely, family man Matthew Broderick needed not only an agent, a manager and a wife in his life - he needed also a personal assistant. A gay one. To be by his side at pretty much all times.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1578335/
I thought I had read somewhere that both J.Lo and hubby were gonna be judges on AI, "perfect for Latin week" or something like that, not just her.
ReplyDeleteMs. Wonderland, the comment about "the braincell" re: Posh & Becks was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteI guess John Travolta or Nicholas Cage for #1. There are some really great hi-def pictures of Travolta wearing a wig, and you can clearly see the glue and netting (kind of gross, why do men do that?? Just get hair plugs and maybe wear the wig while they're growing in.)
ReplyDeleteAnd though it seems obvious, I guess Tom Cruise/Katie Brainwashed Holmes for #2.
I would say JLO and Mark for #2. Has anyone seen her reality show on MTV? Dancelife or something like that. Anyway, Mark A. is sitting beside her at the judges table even though it's her show and all about dancers. Makes sense to me. I never see her alone anymore.
ReplyDeleteNo clue for #1 but don't think it's Matthew Mc. I saw some pictures this week of him surfing at the beach and don't think a wig could stay on through all that.
Just a couple of thoughts.
I like J.Lo and Marc for # 2.
ReplyDeleteKatie doesn't have anything to promote and has nothing in the pipeline. Her only appearances will be at The Ivy with Posh.
Kevin Costner could be #1.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see JLo on the red carpet for the Golden Globes? She went up to Ryan Seacrest (sp?) and Ryan said something about Mark coming up next to her, the camera panned over to Mark who was over to the left and JLo was motioning for him to come over and saying "Come on" (or something like that) and he was shaking his head no. Seacrest and JLo badgered him for a few seconds and finally he came over and JLo said, "he's shy or he doesn't like to do this" (again no sure of the exact wording)
ReplyDeleteSo although I agree with all the theories in the guesses, I'm still remembering that, so I'm not 100% it's them.
Not sure who else it could be though. Don't think Posh or zombie bride & GMD.
OT- "HE HAD TO QUIT HIS JOB AS ASSISTANT TO MATTHEW BRODERICK"
ReplyDeleteI DID catch that and think something smutty was up. Glad I wasn't the only one to think that.
Thought of a couple more men that are sporting the ultimate come-over.
ReplyDeleteKevin Spacey
Hugh Heffner
And I forgot how bald Kevin Costner has gotten! He is an outstanding guess. I have wonder for a few years why he does not get a nice little wig and fix those teeth of his! He is not aging very gracefully.
1:12
ReplyDeleteHate to burst your bubble, but Mark Anthony is MAJOR to all the latinos in America. He ahs made a killing here with record sales besides in South America, Carribbean and Europe. And yes, his pics go for lots of money, just look at the Latino mags and newspapers and anything else that hispanics read.
Oh my god! Here's the weirdo again that's obsessed with Matthew Broderick being gay. Dude do you have a crush on him or something? I have never heard anyone suggest that except the weirdo that frequents this message board who obviously has some agenda.
ReplyDeleteGGA - It's not George Clooney. Have you ever seen his parents? Both of them have beautiful heads of hair... he has gone gray, though. I think Kevin Costner is a great guess..
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#1 JUDE LAW!!!!!
ReplyDelete#2 TOMKAT!!!!!11
Danny Devito for 1? JLo and Skeletor for 2?
ReplyDeleteI forgot to mention that at the Oscars JLo was asked why she chose her gown and Marc barked "I chose it!"
ReplyDelete"Oh my god! Here's the weirdo again that's obsessed with Matthew Broderick being gay. Dude do you have a crush on him or something? I have never heard anyone suggest that except the weirdo that frequents this message board who obviously has some agenda."
ReplyDeleteWell, this is the first time I've ever talked or posted about Matthew Broderick being gay. So apparently there are at least two of us weirdos out there.
I have no agenda. I was just oddly fascinated by the obviousness of him being Matthew Brodericks gay assistent, sharing some of the same mannerisms..
What's your agenda? Denying that Broderick is gay? You have never heard anyone suggest that he is gay? Really? There even was a blind item on this very site that many speculated could be about MB and SJP having a sham marriage.
But I'll confess to having regrets after posting about that oscar thing. I shouldn't concern myself with outing people. As long as everybody is in on it, there's really nothing wrong with not coming out and/or having a sham relationship. So in other words; Jake "Toothy Tile" Gyllenhaal not coming out is totally cool and good for his career, Tom Cruise not coming out and even marrying Katie Holmes is not.
And don't tell me you've never heard about Tom Cruise being gay ;)
Anon 8:26 I actually burst the Marc Anthony bubble for 1:12 a couple of posts later @ 1:59 but they keep on rolling anyway huh? Never let a little thing like facts or common sense stop the now anonymous lectures, "witty" droning or their "personal" knowledge gained from TV. Careful tho, those BI Banshees are lurking I'm sure.
ReplyDelete1. nicholas cage
ReplyDelete2. posh spice (victoria beckham)
Definitely not Posh and Becks for #2. They've always done a lot of appeareances separately in Europe, and when they've done TV programmes in the past Posh has always been the one with the most screentime, by choice. I don't agree though that Becks would never tell Posh what to do, he is known for being a bit controlling. But not controlling for this blind item.
ReplyDeleteAs for the person who's never heard the rumour that Matthew Broderick may be gay - sorry, but you obviously haven't been paying enough attention and earned your smutty stripes then! (it's something many professional gossips have whispered)
I would think 1 may be Jeremy Piven and 1 may be Kelly Ripa and Mark Conseulous. Anyone ? ANyone ? Bueller? Bueller?
ReplyDeleteI meant
ReplyDelete1 - Piven
2 - Kelly and Mark C
Not likely Kelly and Mark C. She does many of her major appearances solo. Plus he's never been reputed to be controlling, and I'm not aware of any upcoming big television appearance alone for her apart from her daily gig.
ReplyDeleteI like JLo and MA for #2. The BI doesn't say he doesn't have his own career or that he's not successful (and agreed - he has been huge for years in the latino community, along w/crossover success), but I read the BI that the husband can't stand her getting the spotlight w/o him. That seems to fit their m.o.
Just my 2 cents.
Kelly Ripa is hosting the TVland award show in april
ReplyDelete1.travolta 2.brad/angelina
ReplyDelete#1. John Travolta
ReplyDelete#2. Will Smith
Marc Anthony needs to go take a long heroin-induced nap and let J. Lo appear alone for a change...
ReplyDeleteThe first? I am not sure, but the second sure does sound like JLO and Marc Anthony. I hear he is very controlling, and he picked out that awful Xenia warrior dress that she wore to the Academy Awards?
ReplyDeletePatrick Dempsey for #1?
ReplyDeleteJohn T wears wigs, Full blown & ugly. Matthew M got the hair plugs-remember all those head scarves while biking?
ReplyDelete2nd one-JLo & Marc-or as I like to call them nowadays-Tweedledum & Tweedledee.
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ReplyDeleteOOOOOOOH. Is it the Pivster?
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From Cityrag blogs:
>>Jeremy Piven Flips His Wig
Maybe it's all the hair talk lately, or his hairline taking 6th place in the Seven Wonders of the Celebrity World, but Jeremy Piven has been spotted out sans toupee...>>
Jeremy Piven for number 1
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