This sometime actress and I am being generous there. This sometime singer and I am being generous there. This woman who rides on the coattails of __________. That is much better. Anyway our actress/singer/leech has a new love. Well, she thinks he is a new love. To him, our actress/singer/leech is someone kind of cool to say he had sex with and you can close your eyes and kind of imagine___________. Anyway, she thinks it is love, and everyone else including__________ knows it is all about sex and nothing else.
This allegedly happily married singer. Well, maybe not so happy and maybe not going to be married for much longer. When someone asked him about his wife the other night, he said that they have an understanding. She knows it is tough for him to be across the country or on the road and so he can see who he wants when they are not together. I really think this would be news to the wife.
#1 Ashlee Simpson, with Pete Wentz, maybe?
ReplyDeleteim gonna throw out the obvious paris or lindsey but i know that not being very imaginative
ReplyDeleteok, is the first one jessica and john?
ReplyDelete1. - Nicole Richie, for sure
ReplyDelete#2 - Jon Bon Jovi?
ReplyDeleteI think #2 would be Keith Urban. There are tons of rumors of him cheating, and allegedly he tells his ladies he and his wife have an understanding.
ReplyDelete#1 is more difficult, but I'm still pretty sure it Asslee Simpson as well. She was a horrible actress on Seventh Heaven, and to call her a singer is very generous indeed. Plus she has been linked to Pete Wentz as well. It could also be her sister Jessica too - the coattails she road on being Nick Lachey.
#2 Dave Grohl
ReplyDeleteHow about Nicole Richie and the Madden boy for #1? He closes his eyes and thinks of Hilary Duff???
ReplyDelete1. Jessica/John - US weekly just ran article about how much she's in love. Sometime actress would be the Dukes and EE of the Month, etc. Sometimes singer. Am guessing he's imagining JLH and Poppa Joe knows it's just about sex.
ReplyDelete#1-Nicole Richie
ReplyDelete#2-Dave Grohl
#1 Nicole Richie or Ashlee Simpson. I first thought of Nicole.
ReplyDelete#2 that guy from Blink 182 everyone says is cheating. It's not Mark Hoppus or Travis Barker. I don't think it's Tom Delonge but maybe. I forget the guy's name. He split off into a side band. Then again it does say singer, so maybe I'm wrong. I don't know if this guy sings. ~ Stacey
I really don't think #1 is Nicole Richie... They seem to be pretty happy, plus she's been laying low lately. The whole John Mayer/Jessica Simpson thing is so ridiculous that I think it's them. It makes more sense because everyone obviously thinks their relationship is a joke and I could see her actually believing it.
ReplyDelete1. kim stewart? kim khardashin?
ReplyDelete2- gavin rossdale?
If it is one of the Simpsons...then who is riding th coattails of who...and who is he imagining when he closes his eyes?
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#1 - Jessica & John Mayer's coattails fits perfectly, doesn't it. And I thought she wasn't going to make that mistake (lights, cameras, action!) with regards to relationships again.
ReplyDelete#2 - Jon Bon Jovi? Gavin?
It's Asslee for #1, she rides the coattails of Jessica. Her new love closes his eyes and imagines it is Jessica...
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Jessica Simpson. She's not really a sometime singer she is a singer. I like the Nicole Ritchie guess.
ReplyDeleteExcept that Ashlee has been linked to Pete Wentz for a long long time. And she is pretty much the least pathetic sister of the two if you ask me....ugh...I don't know if I am on board with the Simpsons or not.
ReplyDeleteJoel and Nicole seem pretty spot on, don't really see a leeching. hmmm Also, their love really isn't new either.
Any other gueses? for #1?
mrs mo
Good guess Dave Grohl for #2. He is a notorious he-ho.
ReplyDeleteDave Grohl a he-ho for real?!
ReplyDeletenicole richie/hillary duff/whatsit madden
ReplyDeletekeith urban
Is Nicole Ritchie a sometime singer? I didn't know that.
ReplyDeleterod stewart?- I know he's engaged but that could be a fib
ReplyDeletechris martin?-
dave matthews?
I think a clue to #2 would be "When someone asked him about his wife the other night"...meaning he was at one of the parties EL went to on grammy night? Or was at the grammy's? And since his wife wasn't there, let's look at singers who were pictured at grammy parties or the ceremony...whose wife was not in attendance.
ReplyDeleteMrs Mo
Nicole Richie, definitely.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Messica for #1 (I think EL's alluding to the singers not being 'his' cup-o-tea... Plus, I read that John's been dabbling in stand-up comedy, and one of his jokes was about Brangelina, and how poor Brad had it bad, since when he was getting it from Angie, he had nobody else to fantasize about when he closed his eyes (since Angie's every man's dream woman, I guess...)So, my guess is Messica, and John can close his eyes and think of anybody he damn well pleases... LoL! ;)
ReplyDeleteI like Mrs Mo's idea of checking for 'married singers' pictured at any Grammy parties El's attended. (As far as I know, no Rosdales there, and the Keith Urban theory doesn't work for me, I can't see Nicole having an 'understanding' with anyone)
#2-Marc Anthony
ReplyDeletewhat about Seal? the only pictures i saw of him were without his wife. there was a blind item back in nov/dec about a younger nanny/husband while wife just had a baby scenario that a lot of people attributed to them.
ReplyDeleteHow about Jon Bon Jovi? Lots of rumors about him for years. I missed that whole "Sambora" thing yesterday, so this is for all you Bon Jovi lovers.
ReplyDeleteI worked with Dave Grohl , i dont think he is a cheater.
ReplyDelete1. HAS to be Messica. Come on now, that's just too easy. Is he gay? What is going on with that? I've heard so many rumors but he doesn't strike me as gay, just horny and possibly bi.
ReplyDelete2. Don't know, no guesses.
________ in #1 is more famous and sexier than the subject on the BI. i thought skeletwichie until figuring that out - this has to be asslee.
ReplyDeletelove used twice = l.o.v.e.?
and maybe a stretch but actress/singer/leech = ASL = AShLee?
#1 is definitely Haylie Duff- who rides on the coattails of Hilary- and her new love is AJ Discala!
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since when is nicole richie an actress? don't think it's her.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, Haylie Duff for #1!! Great guess.
ReplyDeleteLOVE used twice probably refers to JLH - Jennifer Love Hewitt - his former flame.
ReplyDeleteOh please, Dave Grohl has slept with NUMEROUS women. The only thing is, he's married and I don't know if he's a CHEATER.
ReplyDeleteCant we talk about Richie Sambora and Denise Richards again?
ReplyDeleteI love the hate mail.
~SisterMaryHotPantz
Is anyone else seeing the Duff sisters and that CREEPY 45 year old lawyer who was married to Jaime Lynn DiScala, A.J. DiScala? He most certainly would want to think of Hilary if he was doing Haley Duff.
ReplyDeleteMy first guess was Haylie Duff, but Nicole Richie is a good guess too.
ReplyDeleteBI#2... now why did I immediately think of Sting?
ReplyDeleteHave no clue about #1... but I had no idea that Haylei Duff was shagging that skanky ex-husband of Jamie Sigler! Ewww...
Anonymous 1:43 - Nicole could be termed a 'sometime-singer'. She recorded a demo song called 'Dandelion' that floated around the gossip blogs a while back.
ReplyDeleteYou can hear it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcwpnxurpic
(Though isn't this the video she shot for one of Lionel's songs?)
Sting for #2? Or is that too obvious? The timing would be right, though. Grammy night.
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought Haylie Duff for #1. She's been on 7th Heaven, and she sang on a song with Hilary. She clearly rides her coattails. And the guy is AJ Discala, I think.
ReplyDeleteI also thought of Haylie Duff. She is the epitome of someone riding on their relative's coattails. She was in Napolean Dynamite (actress) and is definitely not as attractive as Hilary.
ReplyDeleteSting and his wife have an open relationship.
It's totally Haylie Duff. She looks enough like Hilary that the skeezebucket could picture her sis when doing Haylie. Jessica isn't riding on anyone's coattails- don't love her, but she's all over the tabs regardless of who she's with. Ashlee, possibly, but she and Wentz seem to be just "buddies" if you know what I mean. Nicole and Paris don't look anything alike, and who would picture Paris when they're having sex? Yuck.
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