Teri and Soul Patch will NOT be together next Valentines Day.
Haylie Duff and AJ Discala will NOT be together next Valentine's Day.
Joel Madden and Nicole Richie WILL be together next year. Maybe even married or with a kid on the way.
There are a couple of BI's that are revealed in all of these couplings today. Not just this post. Have fun figuring them out.
'kay, that pretty much confirms that whomever guessed Haylie Duff was right on the money.
ReplyDeleteI lift a Duff beer to you, whomever you were.
Hey Ent,
ReplyDeletesorry that i've not been around, but its been a busy start to the year. Without further explanation i'll throw you a bone; a wiki tip.
You're probably aware that many publicists are employing 'wiki consultants' whose job is to monitor pages relevant to their second-level clients and delete any information they do not wish to pass into the public domain as soon as it is added. A standard thread of spin, really. It does make for interesting reading though, especially if you look at the wiki history of Gwyneth Paltrow and look at what has been deleted. How do the timings of her second child coincide with other events in her life? Has she known Chris Martin since they were children? Is hers a marriage of convenience?
By the way, what i'm hinting at isn't as simple a question as 'how many children has Brad Pitt fathered?' ;-)
And hey, I almost forgot to mention that Sophie Monk is very close to the cockney rhyming slang for semen.
ReplyDeleteHarry Monk= spunk
presumably they are related....
were u joking about Joel and Nicole? I hope so
ReplyDeleteBuzzcock - I want some of whatever it is you're smokin'...
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to say that I liked today's Valentine's posts. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteI wanna know who that is with Ivanka!
ReplyDeleteWasup with this DiScala dude?
ReplyDelete~SisterMaryHotPantz
Re: Teri Hatcher and that "Soul Patch" dude she's dating:
ReplyDeleteIn the words of the almighty Dr. Phil...
WHAT WERE YOU THINKIN???????
That is one of the most bizarre hookups I have EVER seen...
Cyn
STOP RIGHT THERE EVERYONE: Go to People.com on the main page where you click on STar Tracks: UP POPS a BRITNEY SPEARS AD for her perfume or something like that - someone's TRYING TOO HARD.
ReplyDeleteSo...Benji Madden is maybe the one who has an understanding with his wife that his wife does not know about? "This allegedly happily married singer. Well, maybe not so happy and maybe not going to be married for much longer. When someone asked him about his wife the other night, he said that they have an understanding. She knows it is tough for him to be across the country or on the road and so he can see who he wants when they are not together. I really think this would be news to the wife."
ReplyDeleteMrs Mo
I speak english so could someone please translate for "buzzcock" Thank you. That is all.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Benji and Sophie are married yet.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just have to say that Haylie Duff's nose bugs the f*ck out of me. Surely there's something she can do about it.
And I haven't a clue what buzzcock is talking about either.
Buzz is saying that Pitt is the father of Moses Martin. People are, i suppose, writing this in Gwyneth's wiki entry and then someone (who Gwyn has hired) is editing the entry to remove this. Perhaps Moses was conceived in the restroom of a party???
ReplyDeleteI think buzzcock said Gwyenth Paltrow had a baby with Brad Pitt, but he has been too busy to tell us, and that Chris Martin is working at the convenience store.
ReplyDelete~SisterMaryHotpantz
Yikes Jess, we are on the same page about Moses.
ReplyDelete~SisterMaryHotPantz
OH!
ReplyDeleteAngelina is notoriously JEALOUS
Brad and Angelina have not been married for a few years.
ReplyDeleteMrs Mo
Guess we'll just have to wait and see.
ReplyDeletebuzzcock did say that what he was implying was NOT as simple as asking how many babies Brad had fathered.
buzzcock, please clarify and give us more hints!
ReplyDeleteHmmn, glad I could come back and clarify! The deleted and re-deleted info is not to do with Brad fathering Moses- as 11.51 am astutely noted. Its more to do with the fact that Gwynnie and Chris are childhood friends, and have never been more than 'brother and sister'.
ReplyDeletePersonally I believe that Bradley was born without a penis!