Nikki Reed (18) dumps the DJ and moves up to Ryan Phillipe. Ryan Phillipe on the other hand moves down in age so dramatically as to be bumping Joe Francis territory. The game is complete. Evan Rachel Wood (19) who is Nikki Reed's BFF started the boll rolling by getting a man in his 30's to leave his wife and run off with her. Now, the BFF also gets a man in her 30's. Did you get all that? Basically Nikki Reed and Evan Rachel Wood hatched a plan to make 30 year old men fall for them. Evan Rachel Wood sunk her fangs into Marilyn Manson while Nikki Reed used her barely legal charms to capture Ryan Phillipe. Left out in the carnage of middle age fantasies are Reese Witherspoon, Dita von Teese, and DJ Qualls.
Finally ,NO LESBIANS!
ReplyDeletestraight up man stealing ho's!
Evan Rachel got the plan wrong. She was supposed to steal a HOT man. Ryan is saying Nikki is a friend's girlfriend. Whichever.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure those 30 year old men didn't need too much persuading.
ReplyDeleteThose girls better watch it though....there is always someone younger, skinnier, and more beautiful just around the bend.....
Here's a new one!
ReplyDeleteDlisted.com is reporting Drew Barrymore was seen "canoodling" with Zach Braff at the SNL after-party this weekend.
Drew, hon... Zach? There are rebounds and then there are CRAZY bounces! Don't give up yet! I'm sure Ent has some lovely friends you could meet instead. We could double date!
Boy those crafty girls Evan Rachel Wood and Nikki Reed, taking advantage of those poor older men. You sound ridiculous Ent.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to spell it for you, morgan...
ReplyDelete"S-A-R-C-A-S-M!"
No Hez..
ReplyDeleteS-T-U-P-I-D-I-T-Y
HAHA. Hey good for him. (and she's just lucky)
ReplyDeleteMaybe Ryan was tired of fucking an old, nagging, hag like Ms. Witherspoon.